Welcome to the Trash Zone

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[heavymachinebun]

So I've been practicing manga art for the last year or so and I'm at the point where I wanna start making pages. I decided to draw a mini story I came up with while I was in kind of a Hitman phase

Anyways I'd like to present: Hitman x Family

[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[0pierogi]

I hc that once Connor is older, he has back problems that would require the help of a modern day physiotherapist. When he settles down and has a family of his own, he does that weird thing that a lot of parents do and asks his kids to walk on his back to massage his aching muscles

[0pierogi]

I'm so happy that that fucking purple rabbit abstracted

[sonbel0423]

Assassin. Assassins.

[viruswinebottle]

WHEN CONNOR KILLS HIS FRIEND, HE STILL DOES THE AFFECTIONATE TUMMY PAT THING THEY DID AS KIDS

FUCK MY LIFE AND RUN ME OVER WITH A TRACTOR TBH

[0pierogi]

It’s a shame that we didn’t see much of Connor and Ziio. I like to imagine that their relationship somehow resembles Josuke Higashikata and his mother from JOJO part 4

[0pierogi]

When I was watching the gameplay of ac3 for the first time, I was so sad when I saw Ziio kissing Haytham cause his ahh is so freaking ugly. Thank god Connor's mother is so pretty. Her genes saved him fr

[0pierogi]

Kaniehtí:io and Ratonhnhaké:ton in modern setting

[0pierogi]

He looks like he has a stubble here

Omg unwashed, covered in grime Connor that’s been in the forest killing people for god knows how long…

I wanna lick that guy clean

[0pierogi]

When I think of Connor in modern setting I'm always reminded of this tiktok.

IT'S SO ACCURATE PLS

[0pierogi]

Send tweet

[0pierogi]

Oh I like her hahah, my girl knows what she wants

Also Connor what a man you are. Hes so responsible, mature and pretty and handsome and and

[0pierogi]

I’m practicing anatomy on him

The more risky drawings shall not be posted here unfortunately😁

[0pierogi]

Saw a dudebro tiktok where the creator was slandering Katniss Everdeen in favour of Ratonhnhaké:ton. Personally, I think that these two would get along splendidly.

I'm even gonna go as far and say that when I imagine Connor's female version, I picture Katniss

[0pierogi]

I saw someone in a youtube comment section under a gameplay of the Assassin’s Creed 3 DLC comparing Connor and George Washington to two college students smoking pot for the first time and it cracked me up hahah

I’m posting this before I start noticing any mistakes

[zheltoqsan]

Outside pov:

Continuing with Desmond Time Traveling to AC3 AU.

Desmond has proven himself to be a very useful and capable man when he wants to be, and now he's "an unofficial Templar". He’s occasionally allowed to sit in on lower-priority briefings. And when meetings drag on and discussions turn to minor, less serious details, he can sometimes feel Haytham’s gaze on him. (Insert suspicious guy from dexter meme.)

As the saying goes: keep your friends close and your enemies closer!