#funny memory

[whatwenthereagain]

during hurricane helene i have a visceral memory of looking outside, seeing the fucking tree on top of the house get illuminated by a flash of lightning, and then saying "Uh oh spaghetti o's!"

anyways i tripped earlier today and screeched a very strangled sounding "FUCK" like some sort of diseased bird. i didnt even hit the ground i caught myself.

[bubblysparkles]

Fun fact about me

The very first time I put on a buttplug, I had no lube (and didn't understand how important it was) back then, so I just slobbered it with my spit and plugged myself.

My dad (literal father) called me to go with him on a 10 minutes errand that ended up lasting hours with a lot of walking.

[mbrainspaz]

my uni elected a new school president during my junior year and for some reason his campaign included life-size cardboard cutouts of himself. We got used to seeing them around. One day while I was walking to class with a friend we saw one standing in the campus office windows, looking out at us. We were just staring blankly at it, like you do, when it looked us in the eye with a concerned frown. My friend shrieked. It was the actual president. We were so embarrassed we laughed all the way to class.

[emma-is-swaggy-and-epic]

Back when i was like, 9, i was obsessed with mobile tycoon games and i had this one friend on every single game i downloaded who i didn't really know all that well but we talked a little and they seemed like a nice enough person (all i remember is that their messages looked like how boomers think millenials and gen Z text each other and they had a really confusing username)

Anyways, my older brother caught wind of the fact that i use the internet and wanted to protect me but didn't really know how to give GOOD advice on internet safety bc he was like, 13 and just said something like "don't talk to anyone on the internet ever" to which i was like "NUH UH!! I'VE MET SOME TRUSTWORTHY PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET!! CONFUSINGNAME IS TRUSTWORTHY!!!" And my brother was all like "CONFUSINGNAME COULD BE A SERIAL KILLER!!!"

Next time i went on the game, i told ol' confusingname what my brother had told me except i didn't say it was specifically MY BROTHER so i just said "some people think you are a killer" and they never messaged me again.

And then like, 5 months later all the tycoon games i used to play suddenly disappeared from the app store because they were all made by the same development team and they had an issue with straight up reuploading the same 3 games multiple times under different titles and pretending it's a completely different game to get more downloads

[nerves-nebula]

Shoutout to my gf who a few years back said to me (at a point in time when I was just about beginning to ID as trans)

“Well like doesn’t everyone want to be a girl cause girls are just way prettier and better obviously” and I was like “no lmao being a girl is annoying at BEST there’s nothing particularly Cool or Fun about being a girl or a boy imo I’d simply rather not”

And then like 10 minutes later we were both Trans Gender

[readyforfreerealmssunrise]

Hey! It's been a while since I've been on here, I thought I would once again!

Here is a funny memory I have of Free Realms-

It came out when I was like 9 and ended when I was like 12, roughly. I'm 18 now, yay!

Anyways, I was a real chicken when it came to fighting. I had been in every game. Another more recent game that I used to chicken out of until I turned like 13 or 14 are skyrim. Whoops-

Anyways, I remember there was some in real world fighting that used to scare me because intense battle music and also death XD. I'd run into those areas and run away as quickly as I could.

Just thought it was a silly memory anyone in the FR tag could enjoy 😁

[apadktbab]

#206

Write about a childhood memory that still makes you crack a grin to this day.

[miss-zei]

One time I was just typing up a story while listening to some nice piano music. And my grandma stopped behind my chair and she was like ‘OMG ARE YOU DOING THAT?’ Because my fingers looked like they were going to the beat of the song.

And that’s really funny since what was playing was Beethoven’s moonlight sonata 3rd mv

XD