I Exist To Eat Pizza

Gay af, just anime and things I find funny here. Art blog = weheartanimeart.

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Put it in a box….

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Deliver it

to my house and put it on

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my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock

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Cheesy on my peeny and sauce on my balls

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THE ARROW

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It’s legit folks! It’s also not universal; link says “35+ cities” but doesn’t say what those cities are. 

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If I ran a retail store I would let my employees tell rude people off

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RIP to your idiot boss but I'm different

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What the fuck are the boomers going to do, huh? Gonna fucking cancel my store because they can't be rude to my employees and get away with it? Gonna give me a few bad reviews on Yelp? Gonna tell their friends not to shop here? lol. It's just words bro, and you started it, so get over it. I can advertise on the internet and get people that aren't assholes to come in here. Bye bye, bitch.

Plus now my employees are happier and feel respected, which helps me in a number of indirect ways

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The biggest mistake of capitalism was letting managers believe that stuck-up ladies in their 50's would actually shop at another store after experiencing a tiny inconvenience because of how much of a hissy fit they worked themselves into about it in the moment. And also believing that somehow revenue from a single customer impacted their bottom line more than the job satisfaction of one of their own employees.

They'll be back. They're resistant to change lol. Your employees won't be though. You have about 6mo.

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Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

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This fukn post had me reeling so ofc I had to draw it

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hi take everything I own

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Ive cried of laughter 3 times because of this set of tweets its so fucking funny help

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That kind of magic nobody asked for.

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PWEASE HEWP ME I’M BUWNING AWIVE

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Yall heathens gotta chill

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you. awe. vawid.

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prep - vsco girl

goth - eboy/egirl

jock - himbo

geek - incel

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time is a flat circle

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i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

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NPC Energy

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Recently I was in a public place, chatting quietly with my friends, and this unattended child came out of nowhere and asked me to clarify one of the things I’d said. So I explained myself to this kid, and as soon as he got an answer, he turned around without saying anything and continued on his way. It really felt like he’d just walked up to me and pressed A. 

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