24/7 Existential Crisis

This is full of memes and cats

[sentinel-babes]

[userilyarozanov]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hydro-homies]

Plague inc is getting harder and harder…

[sixpenceee]

Winona Ryder on the set of Beetlejuice, 1988

[rideon333-blog]

there selling CHOCOLATES 

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

tumbr recommending thomas sanders shipping blogs to me now

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

my question is, it said ‘in your orbit.’ who in the hell

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

go on.

[stickynutjuice]

any post more than 4 sentences straight up getting blocked i aint tryna read shit

[fixedyourmeme]

[iguanamouth]

Fawkes the Phoenix was based on a harpy eagle, howmcute would a kestrel phoenix be with a peacock tail and train?

this is a Good Opportunity considering i was never a big fan of fawkes’ movie design how about

[roachpatrol]

 ok but what about

[chaoskirin-deactivated20181221]

@triruntu

[mrkltpzyxm]

@elodieunderglass uhhhhhh… Birb?

[elodieunderglass]

I Suggest we Consider:

AQUATIC (penguin)

No wait

this is terrible

put it back

the poor thing

why would anyone do this

[keire-ke]

I dunno, I kinda love it… :D

[english-history-trip]

It’s a fine line to tread when you’re breeding your phoenix. A swan is good:

Elegant

Classic

Like Cleopatra, he burns upon the water

Equal parts beauty and danger

Full of Secrets

But take it a few genes to the left and you’ve got a GOOSE

A raptor if raptors were total idiots

Neither beauty nor grace

Full of Hate

Has so much poop for you

(Make no mistake, a swan will mess you up just as hard as a goose. But it is the difference between being slain with a katana and getting whacked with a bag of old potatoes.)

[pendragyn]

It got better

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Oh my God someone actually drew a Good Version of my Dubious Penguin????? And THEN someone added a sweonix (swan phoenix)? Oh man, this is the stuff you miss when you’re in the middle of a reblog chain.

@english-history-trip that is some powerful art, and I respect the trip that it represents from the sublime to the absurd, for in this journey we find enlightenment.

@keire-ke your magnificent penguin art represents the other side of the journey, which takes us from the absurd to the powerful. In this journey we find truth.

[iconuk01]

According to some sources, the legend of the phoenix might be derived from another bird noted for it’s striking appearance and who, indeed, are of the order Phoenicopterus

You know what birds those are?

FLAMINGOS!

Just saying…. if someone wanted to try ANOTHER take on Fawkes….

[joasakura]

This is terrible and I feel like I should apologise, but really, it’s @iconuk01‘s fault.

Also I am not a certified Birb artist.

[elodieunderglass]

Never

Apologize

For

Shaming

Herodotus

[hillnerd-art]

Y’all leaving out the POTOO! FORESHAME! I have rectified this:

[headcanonsandmore]

Bless this thread. 

[kaldicuct]

@dissatisfied-degenerate

[higglety]

Y’all please allow me to present the most frightening and dangerous Phoenix of all: the Cassowaenix

[seashellronan]

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

[toadsrbutch]

Lesbians be like: I like the woods and women

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[delightfuldisney]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

[blackqueerblog]

We need to protect this man at all cost

[aww-so-pretty]

This dog is so beautiful

[sorry]

i know you said random posts are tagged taylor swift due to an issue with queueing but this is quite possibly the funniest thing i’ve seen all day