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It's a defective fireproof, chestplate armor! It slowly began to burn me and I couldn't return it, so I had to throw it. Don't try to sell that to another hero!

evilestmerchant-ravio

I dunno, sounds like exactly what my buyer here would like, very evil... >:)

the-real-lu-wild

So you're trying to rip off your so called 'customer'!

evil-malo

No, no….

I’ll take it. Yes, I’d like to buy that. I will pay you 300 rupees, @evilestmerchant-ravio, since you already seemed to have it..

evilestmerchant-ravio

Fabulous, so that's 800 total then. Glad wr could come to this agreement. >:)

evil-malo

No…I said I’d pay you 500 to steal the items, but you already had that, so I changed it to 300.

I’m not giving you any more than 300..

evilestmerchant-ravio

I'll have you know i went off and stole this for you as you asked, specifically with you in mind. 400 is the lowest I'll go for the thievery. >:(

evil-malo

hmmm…

I assumed you’d had it already, with how you pulled it out..

Fine. I’ll pay you 400 for it.

I’m glad we could come to an agreement.

*holds hand out to shake*

evilestmerchant-ravio

Nuh uh, that 400 to steal it. That's a service on its own right there, the stealing. >:/

You want the item you gotta buy it off me. 300 rupees. >:/

evil-malo

What? No. I’m not paying that.

What if I agree to split the price it sells for? 50-50, we both get half.

That’s the best you’ll get from me. I’m not going any lower.

evilestmerchant-ravio

Depends, how high are you planning to sell it for? >:/

evil-malo

About 500 rupees, I think. Who do you think would buy it?

Of the ‘good’ heroes, that is.

evilestmerchant-ravio

250 then. >:|

Fine, I'll take it. 400 for the job and 250 for the goods. 650 total. >:D

As for who to sell it to, I reckon you could get that little one with the orange pants to buy it. Or maybe the veteran, though he'll probably realise it's faulty but he hoards random magical objects so he'll pay anyway. >:)

evil-malo

Ugh. You’re taking money from a literal child, by the way.

*reluctantly pulls out some rupees then pauses*

Why do you even need so much to steal, anyway? Even from a Link, it wouldn’t be THAT bad..

evilestmerchant-ravio

You speak like you're not a businessman like myself. >:|

And, Hey! Stealing from a link ain't easy, good or evil. >:0

Those guys guard their packs like hawks, and they're almost all in the good favour of their kingdom or zelda. >:/

I'm risking my business opportunities every time I take one of these jobs just so you know. >:/

#ooc: wind #evil chain #evil chain rp #evilestmerchant

evilestmerchant-ravio

I heard there was an evil takeover, perhaps I can intrest some of our fine friends with a bargain or two? >:)

evil-malo

Hello….

I heard…

You steal things?

……….I will pay you to steal items from any good Link and bring them back to me to be sold again..

What do you think?

evilestmerchant-ravio

Hmm, that depends.... how much would you pay me to steal? >:/

evil-malo

Hm…

Depends..

How much would you want? I can’t go higher than maybe..

500 rupees.

evilestmerchant-ravio

Hmmm... >:/

What exactly do you want stolen? Or is it my pick? >:)

evil-malo

You get to pick. But it has to collectively be equal to the price I pay you to steal..

Take as many and as much as you want. I have no qualms.

evilestmerchant-ravio

Okay, what's your opinion on this? >:|

*pulls out huge set of armour, it's silver and shiny and smells vaguely of cheese*

Got this little bad boy from that weird hero, @the-real-lu-wild I think...? >:/

Anyway, dropped it in lava earlier to try and dispose of it but pretty sure it's some kind of fireproof. >:j

the-real-lu-wild

hEY! That's supposed to stay in the lava! What happens in Eldin, stays in Eldin!

It's a defective fireproof, chestplate armor! It slowly began to burn me and I couldn't return it, so I had to throw it. Don't try to sell that to another hero!

evilestmerchant-ravio

I dunno, sounds like exactly what my buyer here would like, very evil... >:)

the-real-lu-wild

So you're trying to rip off your so called 'customer'!

evil-malo

No, no….

I’ll take it. Yes, I’d like to buy that. I will pay you 300 rupees, @evilestmerchant-ravio, since you already seemed to have it..

evilestmerchant-ravio

Fabulous, so that's 800 total then. Glad wr could come to this agreement. >:)

evil-malo

No…I said I’d pay you 500 to steal the items, but you already had that, so I changed it to 300.

I’m not giving you any more than 300..

evilestmerchant-ravio

I'll have you know i went off and stole this for you as you asked, specifically with you in mind. 400 is the lowest I'll go for the thievery. >:(

evil-malo

hmmm…

I assumed you’d had it already, with how you pulled it out..

Fine. I’ll pay you 400 for it.

I’m glad we could come to an agreement.

*holds hand out to shake*

evilestmerchant-ravio

Nuh uh, that 400 to steal it. That's a service on its own right there, the stealing. >:/

You want the item you gotta buy it off me. 300 rupees. >:/

evil-malo

What? No. I’m not paying that.

What if I agree to split the price it sells for? 50-50, we both get half.

That’s the best you’ll get from me. I’m not going any lower.

evilestmerchant-ravio

Depends, how high are you planning to sell it for? >:/

evil-malo

About 500 rupees, I think. Who do you think would buy it?

Of the ‘good’ heroes, that is.

evilestmerchant-ravio

250 then. >:|

Fine, I'll take it. 400 for the job and 250 for the goods. 650 total. >:D

#evil chain #evil chain rp #evilestmerchant

evilestmerchant-ravio

I heard there was an evil takeover, perhaps I can intrest some of our fine friends with a bargain or two? >:)

evil-malo

Hello….

I heard…

You steal things?

……….I will pay you to steal items from any good Link and bring them back to me to be sold again..

What do you think?

evilestmerchant-ravio

Hmm, that depends.... how much would you pay me to steal? >:/

evil-malo

Hm…

Depends..

How much would you want? I can’t go higher than maybe..

500 rupees.

evilestmerchant-ravio

Hmmm... >:/

What exactly do you want stolen? Or is it my pick? >:)

evil-malo

You get to pick. But it has to collectively be equal to the price I pay you to steal..

Take as many and as much as you want. I have no qualms.

evilestmerchant-ravio

Okay, what's your opinion on this? >:|

*pulls out huge set of armour, it's silver and shiny and smells vaguely of cheese*

Got this little bad boy from that weird hero, @the-real-lu-wild I think...? >:/

Anyway, dropped it in lava earlier to try and dispose of it but pretty sure it's some kind of fireproof. >:j

the-real-lu-wild

hEY! That's supposed to stay in the lava! What happens in Eldin, stays in Eldin!

It's a defective fireproof, chestplate armor! It slowly began to burn me and I couldn't return it, so I had to throw it. Don't try to sell that to another hero!

evilestmerchant-ravio

I dunno, sounds like exactly what my buyer here would like, very evil... >:)

the-real-lu-wild

So you're trying to rip off your so called 'customer'!

evil-malo

No, no….

I’ll take it. Yes, I’d like to buy that. I will pay you 300 rupees, @evilestmerchant-ravio, since you already seemed to have it..

evilestmerchant-ravio

Fabulous, so that's 800 total then. Glad wr could come to this agreement. >:)

evil-malo

No…I said I’d pay you 500 to steal the items, but you already had that, so I changed it to 300.

I’m not giving you any more than 300..

evilestmerchant-ravio

I'll have you know i went off and stole this for you as you asked, specifically with you in mind. 400 is the lowest I'll go for the thievery. >:(

evil-malo

hmmm…

I assumed you’d had it already, with how you pulled it out..

Fine. I’ll pay you 400 for it.

I’m glad we could come to an agreement.

*holds hand out to shake*

evilestmerchant-ravio

Nuh uh, that 400 to steal it. That's a service on its own right there, the stealing. >:/

You want the item you gotta buy it off me. 300 rupees. >:/

evil-malo

What? No. I’m not paying that.

What if I agree to split the price it sells for? 50-50, we both get half.

That’s the best you’ll get from me. I’m not going any lower.

evilestmerchant-ravio

Depends, how high are you planning to sell it for? >:/

#evil chain #evil chain rp #evilestmerchant

evilestmerchant-ravio

I heard there was an evil takeover, perhaps I can intrest some of our fine friends with a bargain or two? >:)

evil-malo

Hello….

I heard…

You steal things?

……….I will pay you to steal items from any good Link and bring them back to me to be sold again..

What do you think?

evilestmerchant-ravio

Hmm, that depends.... how much would you pay me to steal? >:/

evil-malo

Hm…

Depends..

How much would you want? I can’t go higher than maybe..

500 rupees.

evilestmerchant-ravio

Hmmm... >:/

What exactly do you want stolen? Or is it my pick? >:)

evil-malo

You get to pick. But it has to collectively be equal to the price I pay you to steal..

Take as many and as much as you want. I have no qualms.

evilestmerchant-ravio

Okay, what's your opinion on this? >:|

*pulls out huge set of armour, it's silver and shiny and smells vaguely of cheese*

Got this little bad boy from that weird hero, @the-real-lu-wild I think...? >:/

Anyway, dropped it in lava earlier to try and dispose of it but pretty sure it's some kind of fireproof. >:j

the-real-lu-wild

hEY! That's supposed to stay in the lava! What happens in Eldin, stays in Eldin!

It's a defective fireproof, chestplate armor! It slowly began to burn me and I couldn't return it, so I had to throw it. Don't try to sell that to another hero!

evilestmerchant-ravio

I dunno, sounds like exactly what my buyer here would like, very evil... >:)

the-real-lu-wild

So you're trying to rip off your so called 'customer'!

evil-malo

No, no….

I’ll take it. Yes, I’d like to buy that. I will pay you 300 rupees, @evilestmerchant-ravio, since you already seemed to have it..

evilestmerchant-ravio

Fabulous, so that's 800 total then. Glad wr could come to this agreement. >:)

evil-malo

No…I said I’d pay you 500 to steal the items, but you already had that, so I changed it to 300.

I’m not giving you any more than 300..

evilestmerchant-ravio

I'll have you know i went off and stole this for you as you asked, specifically with you in mind. 400 is the lowest I'll go for the thievery. >:(

evil-malo

hmmm…

I assumed you’d had it already, with how you pulled it out..

Fine. I’ll pay you 400 for it.

I’m glad we could come to an agreement.

*holds hand out to shake*

evilestmerchant-ravio

Nuh uh, that 400 to steal it. That's a service on its own right there, the stealing. >:/

You want the item you gotta buy it off me. 300 rupees. >:/

#evil chain #evil chain rp #evilestmerchant

the-real-lu-wild

Hello foul sir, could I intrest you in losing all your items today? Only cost you 500 rupees? >:D

Special deal! Only today, only for you! >;)

- @evilestmerchant-ravio

No thanks! After run-ins with Evil Beedle I want no part of that! Thanks anyway, though.

evilestmerchant-ravio

Oh very well. >:/

*shoves 5 rupees into your hands*

But oooh, who is this evil Beedle you speak of? >:○

He sounds like a foul fellow. >:)

the-real-lu-wild

Oh, uh, thanks for the rupees?

And...yes, sort of. He is an Evil, after all. He burned all the bugs I had collected in my bag somehow...even my rare ones. I haven't seen him around for a while, though. Nor am I really looking, but I'm certain he's lurking around here somewhere, destroying more bugs.

evilestmerchant-ravio

What an interesting character.... >:|

Maybe I can intrrest him in my services...? >:)

the-real-lu-wild

Actually, yeah- He might be interested.

...Just don't direct him in my direction again!

evilestmerchant-ravio

Wonderful, have a foul day!

*bites you and scampers off*

the-real-lu-wild

W-wow- I hope you didn't HAVE RABIES! *Yells at you as you run off*

evilestmerchant-ravio