Kirby Incorrect Quotes Part 1
Cw for Swearing (mainly Meta Knight) and mention of blood/injury
Kirby: Poyo! Poy poy poyo, poyo!
Kirby: Poy po poyo! POYO!
Meta Knight, shocked: Woah, calm down.
Bandana Dee watching Meta + Dedede battle: Two bros, fighting in a battle field, no feet apart because they are gay!
Meta Knight: *gets sliced open in a fight*
Kirby: Meta, you're bleeding out!
Meta Knight, applying pressure: It's fine, just a little scratch.
Kind Dedede, walking over: You can barely stand up right now-
Meta Knight, collapsing: Just a flesh wound-
Kirby: Is anybody going to eat that?
Bandana Dee: Kirby, that's a lightbulb-
Kirby: *already had it in their mouth*
Meta Knight: Fuck/This/Shit
Some teacher or leader: Your children were in a fight.
King Dedede in a sarcastic tone: That's terrible!
Meta Knight: Did they win?
Kirby, Bandana Dee, and Sailor Dee: Yes.
Meta Knight: I would destroy the world for you.
Sword/Blade Knight: Okay, can you cook something that's actually safe to eat?
Meta Knight, offended: I already do that, ask something else
King Dedede: Don't die on the battle field?
Meta Knight: Impossible, next question.
Axe Knight: Is Captain Vul always like this when he loses?
Meta Knight: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Monopoly Tantrum of XXXX, it was hilarious.
Captain Vul: Mace Knight stole the money and we all know it!!!
Anyone: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Meta Knight: I boiled gatorade, is that not like tea?
Waddle Dee: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Meta Knight: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
Waddle Dee Interviewer: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Kirby: Theft... But likely accidental!
King Dedede: Disturbing the peace probably.
Bandana Dee: Aggravated assault, 100%
Elfilin: Arson, don't ask why.
Meta Knight: All of the above. Likely in that order.
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