and my name is carnival

spam acc to @asyoubuiltthemoon “dirty crime girl”

[shittymoviedetails]

Lawyer up asshole

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

questions to torture stuck-up business majors with on a date

• "why can't we just print more money?"

• "inflation? isn't that like, a kink?"

• "why do they call it the FREE market when you have to pay for stuff?"

feel free to add on

[1-800-clashbling]

i don’t wanna die but i! wish! i! ceased! to! exist! i! hate! myself!

[maxilgal]

i miss her so fucking much (the inherent slutiness of men’s fashion in the 70s)

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[1-800-clashbling]

for someone who is afraid of death, i sure do a lot of suicidal ideation

[ritavonbees]

Untitled Gelt Game

[unhingedandunwell]

You’re laughing, they finally cracked the Zodiac killer’s 340 cipher and figured out the fucker can’t spell ‘paradise’ and you’re laughing.

[mockwa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[girlfriendsimulation]

[laughingpinecone]

[twinpeaksshitposting]

[apostatus]

not to be h*rny on main, but when jules goes "drums pls, fab" i actually start destroying shit

[frowningalittle-deactivated2024]

Julian Casablancas really said: “Please don’t be long, ‘cause I want your love/ I don’t have love without your arm/ Life is too short, but I will live for you”

 and i-

[honeyluna]

the strokes didn’t have to go that hard when they made ode to the mets

[andreagrimes]

- 𝖶𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌, 𝗆𝖺𝗇. 𝖲𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾, 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌. - 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥. - 𝖤𝗑𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗅𝗒.

[1-800-clashbling]

really felt julian casablancas when he said “i want new friends but they don’t want me”