Protestants Hate ABBA

(25/bi/she:they) ~ icon by @katamari-starz

[geopsych]

I ship them

[queer-as-city-folk]

Don't be a Drag just be a Queen

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's right Babes, I built a train track pointed directly at Beverly Hills and it will hit and destroy every mansion in that god forsaken place

[byjove]

I don’t buy store bought cards, I always make cards. Which is far more expensive. And I am bad at art. And I am at an age where it is not endearing to be bad at art. My loved ones are getting not-so-great collage cards from their 25 year old son/nephew/grandson/cousin.

[byjove]

Birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s Day, Get Well Soon, you will be receiving my slop. #myslop

[heavenpierceher]

[farmlesbians]

it’s talking heads kermit friday

[ot3-old]

i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.

[maxilgal]

Special video of my boss's cat Gilbert.

[icecreamwithjackdaniels]

Carl Frederik Sørensen (Danish, 1818–1879), "Danish Ships in Rough Seas" (details), 1877

[mourningfictionalcharacters]

”potentially mature content” what the hell, sure

[castformbignaturals]

It’s age restricted because the waves gently lap at your gooch and butthole.

[queer-as-city-folk]

packing isn't that bad once you get in a groove

[queer-as-city-folk]

I am out of totes

[dellerose]

perhaps you're totes too good at packing?

[queer-as-city-folk]

not everything is in them yet though...

[pokemon]

Here's a dancing Totodile to brighten your day ☀️

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[tlirsgender]

Things that are butch lingerie:

Strap harness under your jeans

Normal tanktop

Sports bra & boxer briefs

Leather boots

Doing something with your hands while fully clothed

Feel free to add on

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[verins-little-notebook]

venus of chillendorf

[mattibee]

meows loud as fuck for no reason in particular

[garaks-padded-bra]

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

so now I'm gay for nothing?

[garaks-padded-bra]

now youre gay for nothing.

[fresh-bag-of-ham]

real people being partially closeted or ambiguous about their own sexuality while making Gay Art is not queerbaiting

[princeofsparkles]

Real people figuring out they’re queer through the process of making gay art is not queerbaiting either

[lady-writes]

#real people not telling you everything about themselves is allowed

[wenellyb]

[missmitchieg]

[thecaptainkindofgirl]

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”