luv

u think ur hot shit but ur just cold diarrhea ://

[lntelligent]

girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad

[swolizard-deactivated20140126]

guys get sad guys can bake guys break down guys...

[masterpiecee]

after 3: the final chapter

[afteraddicts]

[rociouz]

[autotrophe]

I saw you at your worst and I stayed. You saw me at my best and you still left.

[bethenny-deactivated20250804]

[warmpastry]

holy fucking shit

[sassenach-kiss]

disadvantages of having thick hair

your head is always 100000 degrees

shedding everywhere

snapping thin combs

spend $100 on dye if you want to color it

hair is still wet 2 years after you showered

styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

????

[raptorific]

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

[1-june-the-1975]

OH MY GOD

[mihgyu]

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

[nohetero]

I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally

[baddayforthebeach]

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

[anotherlifebrotha]

[living-in-a-dark-dream]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO 3 T-T

[ttoldmelies]

[toxiiic-kiiidz]

[island-in-the-arctic]

[california-619]

[ux-ie]

☺I follow back similar☺

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