Turtur 💚

Life is good.

[10000dayswithoutwings]

Do you like incense? 🙈

Sandalwood

[d4sgl4s]

a little help 

[uweiy]

🌈Them gay shows 🌈

Finally did it guys! BL Drama recommendations flowchart catered to me. Me only. ME people who might have the same taste as me. Enjoy

[zukothelasthonorbender]

on today’s episode of “Elon vs. the Internet”, Misha Collins enters the chat

[10000dayswithoutwings]

[catchymemes]

[bathroomcube]

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[funnytwittertweets]

[titsay]

a potion is brewing

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Source

[spicymochi]

pumpkin kitty

[memorycycle]

when you open task maanager and the cpue is at like 89 percent and then it shoots down to a single digit its like. what the fuck are you hiding. what are you doing whuile my back is turned

[kalichnikov]

Saw two people in an argument in my notes so I blocked one guy to fuck it up for them. This is my realm I am the God here

[lowestechelonabomination]

*twirling my hair around my finger and giggling* omg stooppp

the stop sign standing in the empty night street in front of me:

[redead-red]

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

[happyheidi]

‘a potion is brewing’ by titsay ♡