Don't be surprised, it's random

The icon was edited by awesome @7jeon and is from the webtoon 'I don't want this kind of hero'

[pangur-and-grim]

he is SO annoying

[pangur-and-grim]

[catcrumb]

[ashstfu]

caring about things is cool being passionate is cool being earnest is cool being genuine is cool being compassionate is cool

[catcrumb]

[probablygoodrpgideas]

I think it’s weird that there’s metallic Dragons based on Alloys

Like, if you put tin/zinc on a copper dragon and cast fireball on it, does it turn into a bronze/brass dragon?

[tydy-the-megnet]

No, y'see

When a tin or zinc dragon and a copper dragon love each other very much…

[probablygoodrpgideas]

That’s what I would have said as well, if there was such a thing as tin or zinc Dragons

[probablywriterrpgideas]

Just because something hasn’t been documented, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

Play a character who is seeking creatures that haven’t yet been discovered.

Also what kinda dragon would have thermite as a breath weapon? Asking for a friend

[probablygoodrpgideas]

New homebrew project: create a dragon for every metallic element and every major alloy

[eyeloch]

Or, to be even more ridiculous, make some non-metallic element dragons as well.  …after all, when a carbon dragon and an iron dragon love each other very much, a steel dragon is born!

…Lithium dragons fizz in water…

[deluxeloy]

Uranium dragons are a sight to behold, but volatile and violent. Even if you think you escape with your life, you might retain less of it than you initially think. They eventually kill everything near their lair, causing them to migrate to a new spot, leaving a lasting wasteland in their wake.

Iron dragons, while similarly violent, are a lot less ill-tempered. They revel in war, and nothing gets their blood flowing like getting someone else’s blood flowing. Smart generals coax them into joining their ranks as living siege machines.

We don’t talk about helium dragons.

[eyeloch]

Personally, I can’t speak highly enough about helium dragons

[dndcharacterideas]

This is brilliant nonsense

[explorerrowan]

Hydrogen dragons are small, but they’ll mate with damn near everything. You’ll want to avoid their offspring with any of the alkaline dragons, though. Those things are insanely volatile.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[audhdspacewizard]

Non stick spray cooking

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[of-the-astral-sea]

all of us rn

[serenity-bitty]

[setfiretothefiends-deactivated2]

From Pierre-Auguste Renoir’s ‘The Cat with Julie Manet’, 1887

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[zipstick]

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[catcrumb]

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[kleefkruid]

huh.

[russiawave]

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

[lavender-lily]

oh thank GOD

[andypantsx3]

just want to add i love how much she hates elon

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[baddywronglegs]

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

[madlori]

Also source for probably the best reaction image in history:

[mossman-making-stars]

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

[simonalkenmayer]

This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.

[jewishpangolin]

literally the first thing that came to mind

[bat-in-the-machine]

cackling wildly and reblogging at the same time

[andromerot]

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

[lakevida]

having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

[lakevida]

hi this is andys roommate he got snatched up by a big hawk in the park and now hes gone forever do U feel good that this comment was the last thing he ever got to see on the computer