Oh get a job in a sideshow

I've hidden my age, name, and pronouns around this blog like a scavenger hunt. Good luck spunkmeyer.

[100procrastinations]

hey just a top tip for everybody, the correct response to "I love you" is NOT "yep" followed by immediately turning around and walking away. DO NOT try this at home

[cherubg1rl]

[100procrastinations]

everything looks like a silver lining if you're wearing silver tinted glasses you overly optimistic bitch

[100procrastinations]

how do they know you are pretty. where are the hidden cameras. I am afraid.

tales of my beauty have travelled far and wide, do you need to see the face of God to know it is incomprehensible?

[100procrastinations]

hi I'm not brave enough but you're really pretty

aw don't be afraid to come forward! I promise I don't bite <3

(unless you want me to)

[100procrastinations]

No one wants to watch Pacific rim with me fuck my stupid baka life

[averageloserboy]

Why is no one else ever awake at unreasonable hours of the night???

[100procrastinations]

my neck hurts and I'm gay

[100procrastinations]

boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I read ao3 on company time

[andremichaux]

I have known you a long time. And right now you need help. With my claymaish? With your life.

PARKS AND RECREATION | 4.11

[100procrastinations]

hes just like me fr

[theraydotcom]

Bullets: I'm dead

Revenge: You're dead

The Black Parade: We're all dead

Danger Days: ONE THING I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT🔥🔥🔥

[100procrastinations]

@leekazwritingbadly

Can I beat Lio in a foot race

yes, you are the ultimate life form

your bones are far too loose you hoosier, he will fucking get you

Voting ended onJul 19

[hypeboy2006]

[100procrastinations]

Turns out my nonchalant persona is actually quite bad for engagement

[100procrastinations]

time to play my least favourite game!

Am I aroacespec or just plain awful!!!

[deusben]

teenage love in the fizzy sour candy way

[100procrastinations]

two sentence horror story (not clickbait)

normally putting the dates on the ingredients at work is nothing notable.

But today was the sixth of july.