Oh get a job in a sideshow

I've hidden my age, name, and pronouns around this blog like a scavenger hunt. Good luck spunkmeyer.

[100procrastinations]

pasta sauce can be a meal if you forget the pasta on the stove and burn it beyond recognition btw. you can eat it straight from the jar while the smoke detector goes off too. just fyi

[welaughuntilourribsgettough]

I love nerds

if ur a nerd about something, anything, keep it up

[watchoutpaul-hemightkickyourhead]

God, I love women

[teathattast]

[100procrastinations]

happy birthday to my irl @leekazwritingbadly

who's birthday is SO today and not yesterday, I definitely didnt get the date wrong for a year and am now too stubborn to correct myself so am now playing off a genuine mistake as a bit, I don't know who told you that but I think I'm going to fire my pr guy anyway.

@leekazwritingbadly, Love and light to you (or whatever)

[100procrastinations]

her black hole swallow my galaxy until I spaghettify

[nico-the-overlord]

In light of recent news (direct clip context here)

[allthatispeculiar]

[deusben]

breaking news🚨🚨 hormonal reckless teens act like hormonal reckless teens⁉️ parents left bewildered!!!🚨🚨

[claws-in-my-back]

so who’s ready for loser queer summer

[100procrastinations]

I'm an idiot destined for hell

[disco-archetypes]

KIM KITSURAGI - As you approach, he narrows his eyes and extends his hand in greeting.

ESPRIT DE CORPS - If an assault were launched on this building right now -- if the windows came crashing down and the whole world descended upon you -- this man would hurl himself in death's way to save you. You are sure of this -- but why?

[100procrastinations]

(to the tune of Mr Brightside)

Now I'm laying in bed and my stomach is sick, and it's all in my head, I have anxietyy about everyone and everythingg, about missing and making plans, I need sertraline (100 grams),

[deusben]

they should invent a way of wanting people that doesnt make you feel like a pervert

[100procrastinations]

watching reality bites again instead of participating in my hobbies and interests

[100procrastinations]

new rule, no more fucking clouds

[100procrastinations]

i love piracy because sometimes it's like "ooh boy I can't wait to watch this old movie! I am so full of nostalgia- aaaand that's porn. Okay, well maybe a different link? No? Porn again? Damn."