the five as actual teenagers i have unfortunately x-rayed
scarlett: the 16 y/o boy who spends all his spare time boxing who punched a wall when he was angry and broke the head of his fifth metacarpal ie that place in your hand that you break if you punch something and you don’t make a fist properly (your fifth knuckle) and he said his boxing coach was going to be mad with him and i asked if he’d learnt his lesson and he said probably not
scott: the 18 y/o boy who hurt his elbow and i asked him what happened and he said he hurt his elbow and i asked him where the pain was and he said in his elbow and i asked him if it was the inside or outside or closer to the forearm or upper arm and he said in my elbow
matt: the 16 y/o long suffering girl with scoliosis who comes into the room and knows what shes doing more than i know what she’s doing. she gives me all her details in the right order and answers pregnancy questions before i ask and stands up in the perfect position with an air of “please let this be the last”
jamie: the cool 15 y/o with sickle cell disease. grumbles when i wake him up for his chest x-ray. would rather stay in his trolley under his blanket. grudgingly stands up for his xray only to huddle back under his blanket as soon as it is done.
pedro: that 13 year old french boy. i speak to him in broken french, he raises an eyebrow and talks back in almost perfect english with a strong accent and a dismissive attitude and ‘ oui it does hurt when you’re moving my wrist like that’ and i think he’s swearing at me in french but i’m bad at french and only know merde so he also might not be. he’s definitely thinking it.
bonus richard: this 27 year old man who’s convinced hes broken his humerus and i position him and it hurts him but he’s like no it’s fine i just want the images i just want it seen to and he’s like it’s broken isn’t it i know it is, and i neither confirm nor deny (it is very very broken) and he’s like well can i see? and i’m like well it’s pretty dramatic are you sure you want to? and he’s like please and so i do and then he nearly faints




















