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and you know the MTA should stand for motherfuckers touching my ass

[saintjimmies-blog]

i love when you’re playing cards against humanity and someone plays the “Bees?” card and everyone goes “bees?”

[micdotcom]

The McKinney man who called the police has inspired a brilliant satirical hashtag 

Sean Toon was one of the white McKinney residents who called the police on the group of teens at the pool last week. In honor of Toon dialing 911 when seeing black people engaging in “suspicious activity,” Twitter created a hashtag in his honor. Here’s how racists see the world.

[phattygirls]

[memewhore]

[wiplashed]

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[snow-bxnny-deactivated20150531]

this why zayn left

[woahdudenode]

[beyondterrestrial-blog]

This is satisfying to me.

[theherodeku]

thank you for reminding me that we’re in this capitalist hell together scooby doo

[cyberrshawtyy]

[yolonists]

i’m in love with the new apple bathbomb by lush! <3

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

imagine being this rich

[lancecorporalfabulous]

[captain-fucking-levi]

this is the only one of these i will ever believe

[weloveshortvideos]

[cockandpokeballs]

This gets funnier the more times you watch it.

[igglooaustralia]

Honestly, When will she stop

[eavolve-deactivated20181130]

WHAT IS SHE SAYING

[mysharona1987]

[10derloins-blog]

me, ordering a drink at starbucks: i'll have a large caramel macchiato

barista: you mean a venti?

me, understanding that the barista does not make up the names for the sizes and it is in fact part of her job to clarify what i am ordering to avoid mistakes in my order: yeah, a venti. thanks.