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The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

heckshowerthoughts

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

transhumanist-viking-deactivate

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws?

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

dontbeanassbutt

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

kentucky-fried-bucky

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

depsidase

richardgrays0n

Spidey and Hawkeye discussing burgers at Five Guys/In-N-Out while in combat.

cannedtins-deactivated20201027

scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it

scientist 2:

egberts

op naming the second scientist

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

bigstupiduglyogre

nube-1-deactivated20210117

northofcorpis

That fuckin smile at the end

bettsplendens

To the worried person in the comments:

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.

sindri42

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

ubercharge

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me

omnybus

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

omnybus