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The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.
They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man
you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws?
Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.
Some dude:
K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause
Jesus Christ
Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut
Some dude: cool, cool, got that
Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human
Some dude:
Spidey and Hawkeye discussing burgers at Five Guys/In-N-Out while in combat.
scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it
scientist 2:
op naming the second scientist
That fuckin smile at the end
To the worried person in the comments:
No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.
Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.
However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.
Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.
this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me
Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
I may have gone overboard with this
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Daenerys Targaryen | Game of Thrones S8 Ep 06 “The Iron Throne”
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