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If you are an adult on the receiving end of sexual attention from a minor, the only appropriate response is a firm, non-negotiable “no.” Not an “I would, but the darn law…” not, “maybe when you’re eighteen,” a “no.” It is your job as the adult to be responsible, and to not abuse the power differential between you. What the minor wants is irrelevant to your obligations. The only appropriate response is “no.”

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“Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman, does not mean she’s ready to do what a woman does”

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Also just in case anyone was wondering, that gifset is from a FANTASTIC movie called “Hard Candy” in which a minor gets intense revenge on a pedophile. It’s amazing.

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I hate hearing about stories of minors having “affairs” with older people and some idiot wil always be like “well to be fair [child] pursued [adult]!” No. Fuck off. That’s not a bloody excuse.

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when my computer decides to deny me access because of “admin restrictions”

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As someone who works in IT, nothing has ever been a bigger mood than this.

My walk yielded some pretty shots yesterday ☀️☺️

Make a wish 💕😘

sunflowerbutch

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

meanwhilepoetry

“If you leave her, make sure she’s not the love of your life. Otherwise you will meet her one day, on an autumn street, yellow leaves blowing about her, her arms full of her child and a happy marriage. And she will as you expectantly, her eyes gleaming, hoping you found happiness too, “What did you trade me for?” And you will not be able to answer. Because all you traded true love in for is empty hands and a half full life.”

— Nikita Gill

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If you ever feel bad about taking a longer time than someone else to accomplish the same things, just remember that during the 1912 Stockholm Olympics Japanese marathon runner Shizo Kanakuri passed out in a garden party along the marathon route and, instead of notifying race officials of his inability to finish the race, he went back to Japan without telling anyone and was considered a missing person by the Swedish authorities for 50 years.

He didn’t finish the race until 1967 when a Swedish television station offered to help him complete the run, and he finished with a final time of 54 years, 8 months, 6 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes and 20.379 seconds.

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This post needs the picture of the man finally crossing the finish line.

I love how happy he is.

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insulting different bird types

swans: dangerous but acceptable

hummingbirds: do it, they think they are fast but your burns are faster

larks: why would you do this? They are sweet creatures trying to sing you a song

robins: very smug, could use a takedown, careful with their eyes (might enchant you)

woodpeckers: you can try, but they’ve literally heard them all before

geese: y o u w i l l d i e (but I will salute you)

owls: will definitely curse you

ostriches: hell yeah, they are Too Big and need a talking to

penguins: noooo, our waddling slippery friends, don’t touch them

toucans: bro, he’s already making the joke about himself, he’s already telling the sweetest ‘your mama’ joke and sending you to the humor shadow realm

seagulls: yeeeeeesss, please, yes, they won’t understand you but someone needs to do it

flamingo: this is the equivalent of picking on the well-dressed nerd at the party, you can do it, but what will you gain?

peacock: you will be sexually inviable forever after, but it might be worth it

ravens: dude will show up at your house and mess with you like a one-word horror house before you even do it, think carefully

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*tries to hold the tears and fails miserably*

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Just like Slughorn, Albus Dumbledore collects people. Only, instead of focusing on those with influence, he looks to the outcasts.

The expelled half-giant. The young werewolf. The repentant Death Eater.

He protects them and gives them a second chance. All he asks in return is their loyalty.

And, if on occasion he requests that they undertake a certain task, invoking their debt of gratitude - well, that is no more than he is owed.

He once thought to add a certain disowned Black to his collection, but quickly realised his mistake.

Sirius is not an outcast, but a rebel. He knowingly chose his path, and chooses what price he is willing to pay for it. He refuses to be used.

So Albus Dumbledore abandons him.

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Who gave you the RIGHT?

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Dumbledore knows Sirius’s loyalty lies with Harry instead of him, and he has no use for someone who is not willing to follow his orders without question.

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Ooooohoo if there’s ever a post that fits my aesthetic…

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okay but then where does Harry himself fit into this collection? Is he an outcast because he is “the Boy Who Lived”?

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Nooonono, my friend, that’s what makes this post so beautiful. Because it fits the meta I’ve been trying to get people to accept for years.

Harry was an outcast due to a childhood filled with abuse and neglect.

Vernon made him an outcast by dismissing his claims of magic, berating him, locking him in a CLOSET and putting bars on his window, and let’s face it, even though her editor made her cut it out, Jo intended for there to be physical abuse.

Petunia made him an outcast by enabling and contributing to this abuse, as well as making Harry do dozens of chores while doting on Dudley.

Dudley made him an outcast by bullying him and threatening any students at school who wanted to be his friends.

And the rest of the wizarding world made him an outcast when they bullied him for being an outsider.

Harry James Potter became an outcast the moment he was placed with The Dursleys.

And who put him there in the first place?

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ok this is really sweet

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[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.”

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

wnq-writers

Lessons I learnt this year. #1 Don’t make home out of people. They leave, they leave all the frigging time. Save your heart from the sorrows, be independent and put yourself first. Self love is not selfish. #2 Dreams do come true after all but that doesn’t mean you can sit still and do nothing. You have to work your ass off for it then it’ll surely come your way. #3 Friendship doesn’t fill the gas tank. Not gonna elaborate on this, well all know this! #4 Love yourself. Buy that dress even though it comes with a hefty price tag, read that book that you have in your shelf for the longest time, wear make up , paint your face as your heart desires, sleep for 12 hours , sleep the whole weekend away, sleep for 1 hour if that’s what you want. This is your life, you can’t let people dictate what’s supposed to be yours.

singlaughscreamlikenobodycare, writing prompt #73: Write about the lessons you learned this year. (via wnq-writers)