SarahSays:

Animals. There will mainly be animals. Spongebob. Astrology. Sharks. Things that make me laugh.

[12345whabam]

Amazed. Showing myself what can happen when I put my mind to it!

Just over one month since I started my blog and the map of views is already filling up. So proud.

Check it out here: https://workinprogresswordpress.wordpress.com

[pedro-reed]

[skajador]

An alternate universe where “Room” and “The Room” are switched and Tommy Wiseau’s cinematic masterpiece is finally nominated for the Best Picture Oscar it deserved.

[dehaans]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[12345whabam]

The Signs as Suburban Moms

Aries: Jennifer, age 43, an alcoholic who lets her kids run wild but still shows up to school functions so it looks like she's trying

Taurus: Ramona, age 37, a stay at home mom obsessed with interior decorating who spends over $20,000 a year at Homegoods.

Gemini: Lyn, age 38, a confident mom who flirts with married men even though she herself is married and posts too much on social media

Cancer: Pat, age 41, a loving mom who already has six kids but wants to push for one more because she loves the whole process of raising a child

Leo: Stella, age 36, a "younger" mom who is an ex Broadway star and likes to tell stories about her "dazzling" experiences on the stage and rant about how her kids are sure to follow

Virgo: Courtney, age 45, a traditional mom who doesn't let her kids dye their hair and thinks college is the most important thing ever

Libra: Katherine, age 42, a gossiper who is obsessed with high school reunions and going to parties and socializing

Scorpio: Kelly, age 39, a widow who is doing her best to provide for the kids but is grief stricken since losing her husband

Sagittarius: Georgina, age 38, a firecracker mom who brings everyone on road trips across the country and likes to skydive

Capricorn: Susan, age 42, a self proclaimed "tiger mom" who pushes her kids to learn instruments and achieve perfect grades so they can show the world their potential

Aquarius: Harriet, age 37, an artist who keeps to herself and doesn't really show up at PTA meetings because everybody there is boring

Pisces: Christina, age 40, a super lenient mom who won't get mad at her kids for drinking or anything like that but rather try to understand why they did it and try to help

[alrightevans]

just incase anybody didnt know jessie cave (the actress who played lavender brown) is a mum now and she is a delight

[joeyphoenixphotography]

You better watch out…Krampus pig is coming to town. 

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[guineapiggies]

shiro_ko - Custom Piggie Bracelets

[12345whabam]

@authenticalice couldn't help but think of May!

[whoneedsoptimism]

Something really frustrating to me is how much money I will spend in my lifetime on things I can’t control.

For example: my prescription eyewear, menstrual products, medications.

Not everyone has to buy these to live their life, but I do. Without menstrual products, well, we all know it wouldn’t be good. Without glasses, I couldn’t read a book let alone drive to work. Without medication, I would be in bed in agony for a week once a month, and I wouldn’t be able to concentrate or get out of bed any other day.

Yes I know how the world works and how capitalism works but sometimes I just get frustrated when I think about being 25 and having to choose between getting new lenses so I can see properly again, or paying rent.

And then there’s some people out there who will never have to factor these things into their budget.

[beauvelvet]

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair.

[wickedclothes]

star wars lipsticks

[12345whabam]

Ready for the gala dinner at Palais Pallavicini

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails.  Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.  

[cowthropologist]

the firste meyme

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

And my favorite one here

[clockworkcuttlefish]

dire snails were an unexpectedly large problem in medieval europe

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school

[tautomers]

i live for the in depth analysis of Spongebob

[12345whabam]

Except he doesn't work at 8.50 an hour he works a lot for free or only gets paid a few cents because he just loves working there so much that he doesn't even care about being paid and that's why Mr Crabs loves him because Mr Crabs is tight and I'm devastated because this is like Spongebob 101...

[12345whabam]

Amazing view of Vienna!

[12345whabam]

Sometimes I really hate timehop and Facebook Memories... Reminded of something that's really upset me and made me wonder if I made the right choice all those months ago...