incorrect outer banks quotes

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Pope: Don't do anything stupid, JJ

JJ: You and I both know that's asking way too much of me

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Pope: Are you having beer for breakfast?

JJ: Yeah, what did you have for breakfast?

Pope: ...nothing?

JJ: Then I"m doing better than you

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Kie: JJ, did it hurt when you fell?

JJ, smirking: From what, heaven?

Kie: JJ, as much as I'd love to save your ego, YOU JUST FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF FUCKING STAIRS

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Kie: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same

JJ: Kill two

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Kie: You idiot!

JJ: I'm sure you're right, but why?

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JJ: I have an idea

John B: Is this idea going to get me in trouble?

JJ: Maybe

John B: Is this idea going to cause me physical pain?

JJ: Most likely

John B: Does it involve breaking the law?

JJ: By now don't you think that's a given?

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Kie: You know, when you first started dating John B I thought you were a real bitch

Sarah: What changed your mind?

Kie: Oh I still think that, I've just grown to like it about you

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Kie: We can't kill him!

JJ: Not with that attitude we can't

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JJ: You know what Pope? I have one word for you: not my problem

Pope: That's not one word

JJ: And that's not my problem

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JJ: Me and Kie are no longer friends

Kie: JJ, that's literally the worst way to tell them that we're dating

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JJ: I'm such an idiot!

Pope:

JJ:

Pope: Dude I love you, but if you're waiting for me to disagree you might wanna pull up a chair

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John B, exasperated: tell me again how it happened

Kie: We were driving and there was a deer on the road, and JJ didn't notice it, so I said "JJ, deer!"

John B: And?

Kie, crossing her arms: Go on, tell him what you said

JJ:

JJ, sighing: "Yes, dear?"

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JJ: *hits hand on counter*

JJ: Ow, my armkle

Pope: I'm sorry your WHAT

John B, sighing: his wrist

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Sarah: You're pretty dumb

John B: Thanks

Sarah: That...wasn't a compliment

John B: All I heard was 'you're pretty' and I'm focusing on the positives in life

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Pope: We tried things your way, JJ

JJ: No we didn't

Pope: I did it in my head and it didn't work

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JJ: Can I ask a dumb question?

Pope: Better than anyone I know

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Kie: That's it! I'm chopping off all my hair!

Sarah: Did your braid end up in your cereal again?

Kie: YES