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I'm a little new at this.

If you haven't noticed, I'm kinda new at this whole tumblr thing. If anyone actually ends up reading this I would really appreciate some tips/ advice on how to improve my content. Thanks in advance :D

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THIS IS INSANE

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NEW Q+A WITH UGLY DESTERY NEAR THE END.

LOVE THESE VIDEOS

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The Night Santa Went Crazy- By Weird Al Yankovic ^_^ 

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I love sleep, mainly because my life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake

~Ernest Hemingway 

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Just finished reading the new Maximum Ride book ^_^

So yesterday I was trying to find the Maximum Ride Manga books online, when I stumbled upon the newest Max Ride novel, called Angel. I wasn't even aware that it had been released yet, but somehow it was uploaded to http://4shared.com in pdf form. It's pretty awesome, and shifts the series focus back from the girly romance stuff to the ass- kicking, evil genius stuff the series started off with (which was better). The only part that I didn't like about this book was that right at the end of the book they build up suspense and stuff, but then spoil it in the epilogue, so there's no curiosity when you go into the next book. BTW i do not encourage downloading books for free, especially since it may very well be illegal where you are (*Cough* search Maximum ride on 4shared *Cough*)

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Maximum Ride

Hi again :)

its been a couple days since i last posted, and ive been wanting to make a post about this awesome series of books ive been reading for a while, called maximum ride. The novels are by James Patterson, but there is also a series of manga books (or whatever they're called). The main characters are Maximum, Fang, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, and Angel. Its about 6 kids trying to survive on their own. Ok so this all sounds fine, but here's the twist-- they have wings. That's right they're mutants, being pursued by the stereotypical bad-guy massive corporation, called "the school". They use a combination of street smarts and their awesome abilities to survive.  Definitely reccomend these books to anyone looking for a good read.

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This makes me laugh everytime I see it :)

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ok so I'm gonna do one of those quiz things

What is the youngest age you can remember back to? 5-ish What sports are you trying out for this year? Ball Hockey Did you wear your hair in a ponytail today? Nope Who do you have on speed dial? Don't use speed dial What colors do you like to paint your toenails? Im a dude, I dont Would it be cool to learn how to DJ at a club? Totally  Where are you going to be three hours from now? Home What job would you NEVER take, even as a last resort? Kindergarten Teacher  If you broke your computer, would you be able to fix it on your own? Yup, I have before If someone looked in your closet, how would they judge your style? kinda emo What was the shittiest hotel you’ve ever stayed at and why? some little motel in kincardine, for a staycation with familly Have you ever gone on a boat and been sick the whole time? Nope, boats dont bother me Did you get a good sleep last night? yah What is the weather like outside? Freakin' hot If someone makes a spelling or grammar mistake, do you ignore or correct? ignore Do oversized sunglasses actually look good on you?OBV lol jk idk, i guess What is the most overrated thing in the world? Thinking that things are over rated Have you heard any completely untrue rumours about yourself lately? Nope What is one word to describe your room? DISASTER If you found a wallet filled with cash on the street, what would you do with it? return to owner but keep a "fee" >;) Have you ever kept something from the wild as a pet? Do leaves count? What grades do/did you usually get in school? anywhere from 40's to 90's What is the worst lie you’ve told and gotten away with? idk, I try to stay truthful Do your parents try to plan out your future for you? Not really, they just have vague expectations  Do you think that surveys are a huge waste of time? Nope, I'm having fun :3 Are you wearing a hoodie today? I was earlier How many songs do you have on your music player? 250- 300, but i only really listen to about 10 What is one thing you’d change about yourself? Straight dye-able hair, not thick, curly almost black hair

What is something your parents are always nagging you about? Messy room :/ What is the last thing you laughed about? Ducks with wheels (i swear im being legit) Are you embarassed to talk about stuff with your dad? not really

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This *seriously* grosses me out

ok so i was trying to gross out my girlfriend when she had some chocolate, and i remembered something I heard while watching my favourite show, Bones. They said that the FDA allows for there to be exactly 29 or less insect fragments per 100 grams of any given chocolate bar. I did some research and came across the FDA website, which contains the real guidelines. They said that there can actually be *59* or less insect pieces per 100 grams. I'll be in the corner trying to vomit out every chocolate bar I ever ate.  BTW here's the link to the site: http://www.fda.gov/ICECI/ComplianceManuals/CompliancePolicyGuidanceManual/UCM074443

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WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

I'm happy where I am.

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So here's a little about me.

I dont use names, I dont share photos that you can recognize me in, I dont share contact info. I will however share some background info. I'm 15, and going into 10th grade (9th was pretty awesome BTW), and I'm really into computers (hence the URL). I've been called the "nerdy emo" of my friend group. I don't love the lable, but I don't hate it either, because I have my nerdy moments, and well, yeah... But yeah, I'm pretty much making this for myself, but I'll share music, pictures, quotes, etc that I find interesting of funny, so feel free to read at your leisure. 

Bye For Now 

~JC