1337turnip

Getting all the ladies, one step at a time.

[1337turnip]

Getting girls 101

my best pickup line:

[brbjellyfishing]

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

[hipster-trichster]

i couldn’t if i tried.

[1337turnip]

booty had me like

[weloveshortvideos]

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i laugh harder every time i replay it

[1337turnip]

This Is my Jam

[literallyunbelievable]

Dosent make since

[1337turnip]

Nothing makes since sense the fire nation attacked

[chickentuesday]

Anytime I’m upset I just look at this picture and all of my troubles just seem to vanish.

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    YO FRYMAN WHERE'S THE FRIGGIN THUNDERSTONE

[yofryman]

HEY FRYMAN WATCH ME BLOW UP THIS FRIGGEN’ PLANET

[1337turnip]

This is one of President Lincoln's famous strip club speeches.