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Sorry I was gone so long.
Promise it will not happen again.
Reblogging from one of my other accounts
Fruit Art / fruit heart. on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/XrDJqm
On my iPad. But if you don't mind script RP come over here.
lwhrlghrg on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/13UB0vZ
Ok I'm ready for RP.
Also. Smutters. I may have found something you like if you have a lot of really strange fetishes.
why the hell is he drinking beer
Because the rumâs gone
SCREAMING
[[FUCKING LOVE THIS]]
my parents never cut mine off. I think its why I still think I can achieve my ridiculous dreams.Â
This picture is incredibly powerful, and meaningful to me.
For all intents and purposes, my dad is an awesome guy. Yet whenever I mentioned my dreams of being a musician, he always used to tell me âThatâs a one in a million chance,â and that I was better to stick to writing. And then when I wanted to become a writer, he would tell me that I was better off trying to become an editor or something, because âthen youâll always have a secure job in the writing field.â
While I understand his point, i feel like after being on this planet for 22 years I have become kind of jaded, and lack the motivation to achieve my goals because thereâs always going to be a part of me that doesnât believe that they can realistically happen. My tenacity has lessened, and this upsets me greatly.
I love my father, but I feel like he contributed in part to my low self-esteem, and so I vow never to do that to my children, never to tell them that they canât be painters or poets or astronauts or surgeons or anything. If they want to be a fucking circus clown, I will support them with every ounce of my heart.
Wow bless this
The Tiny Doctor And The American-Speaking Brit
She frowned at that⊠Trying to climb up his leg. Maybe if she could get his attention that way. But⊠What was with the change in his accent? This looked like Arthur. But what if it was a parallel of him. Still, she had to try.
Lion blinked and glanced down at his pant leg, feeling as though something small was climbing up it. As soon as his eyes laid on the tiny woman who was making her way up his trousers, he flinched and instinctively tried to shake her off. Hey, can you blame him? It wasnât often he saw two inch tall women climbing up his pants.
âSTOOOOOP Arthur itâs me the Doctor!â She shouted, trying not to panic as she held on tightly as she could.
He finally collected himself long enough to stop shaking his leg and stare down on her. He leaned down and took the small girl into his hand, watching her intently. â⊠What the hell? Why are you so tiny?â
"Magic anons... Heh. I'm stuck this way quite a while too."
The Tiny Doctor And The American-Speaking Brit
She frowned at that⊠Trying to climb up his leg. Maybe if she could get his attention that way. But⊠What was with the change in his accent? This looked like Arthur. But what if it was a parallel of him. Still, she had to try.
Lion blinked and glanced down at his pant leg, feeling as though something small was climbing up it. As soon as his eyes laid on the tiny woman who was making her way up his trousers, he flinched and instinctively tried to shake her off. Hey, can you blame him? It wasnât often he saw two inch tall women climbing up his pants.
"STOOOOOP Arthur it's me the Doctor!" She shouted, trying not to panic as she held on tightly as she could.
Sex Survey. I will answer these completely honest.
1: Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why?
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to have sexbut then ________
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you donât want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you donât nut:
32: Fill in the blank: âIf they ____________, we are fucking.
33: What your favorite part of your body?
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex in public?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object youâve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song youâd like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going âcommandoâ?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadnât shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina?
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
The Tiny Doctor And The American-Speaking Brit
She hated magic anons⊠Hated them. Especially ones like this, she couldnât even pilot the TARDIS. And so around she was wandering⊠When she bumped into someoneâs ankle. âOh-â ⊠Wait. That was Arthurâs foot.
Lion is currently sipping from a cup of tea, minding his own business and enjoying the lack of company. As long as there was no one around him, he wasnât forced to talk with that⊠awful American accent of his. He stared off into space, unaware of the⊠rather tiny woman who stood by his foot.
âArthur. Down here.â She spoke loudly and clearly as she could, flailing her arms and jumping. âBloody magic anons.â
Lion hears a faint voice, but sees no one around him. He blinks and sets his cup down, scanning his house for any sign of anyone. â⊠Hello? Is anyone here?â
She frowned at that... Trying to climb up his leg. Maybe if she could get his attention that way. But... What was with the change in his accent? This looked like Arthur. But what if it was a parallel of him. Still, she had to try.
The Tiny Doctor And The American-Speaking Brit
She hated magic anons⊠Hated them. Especially ones like this, she couldnât even pilot the TARDIS. And so around she was wandering⊠When she bumped into someoneâs ankle. âOh-â ⊠Wait. That was Arthurâs foot.
Lion is currently sipping from a cup of tea, minding his own business and enjoying the lack of company. As long as there was no one around him, he wasnât forced to talk with that⊠awful American accent of his. He stared off into space, unaware of the⊠rather tiny woman who stood by his foot.
"Arthur. Down here." She spoke loudly and clearly as she could, flailing her arms and jumping. "Bloody magic anons."
âOh⊠YesâŠâ She motioned so as to climb on⊠Wondering if the Dog would be cooperative.
Sally moved away for a moment and then shifted so the Doctor would be able to climb onto her back.
âSheâs going to let you!â Ash said, and came over to them to pet Sally. âGood girl. Go gentle now, itâs harder for her to hold on than it is for me.â
The Doctor grinned at this, a big cheshire cat grin as she mounted the dog and held on firmly yet gently.
"...oh my god... We are both tiny!"
"Hmm? Oh wow- I wonder if the same anon did it."
â⊠Long as the Dogâs friendly I donât mind⊠Actually, itâs Snakes I hateâŠâ Thatâs how sheâd died last time, and she still couldnât get over her fear of the slithery reptiles.
In the meantime, she found she could manage to get around with some difficulty.Â
âSallyâs pretty friendly so you should be fine. And snakes arenât an issue in New Zealand. The only place youâre likely to find one is in the zoo.â
She was on one of the âstaircasesâ when the dog came up to her. âOh, hello there.â
Sally looked at the new arrival, and sniffed at her. No one sheâd ever smelt before, but she didnât seem scared or anything so⊠she moved closer so the new person could pet her.
Ash didnât know where the Doctor was currently exploring, but figured she would be fine. He climbed one of the staircases to the kitchen bench, and got himself a drink of water. He sat on the bench with his legs dangling down, and waited until he saw or heard a sign of the Doctor or Sally.
âYes, yes good dog. Good.â Oh. So she was being all cuddly with Sally.
Sally leaned into the pets, but carefully so she didnât knock her new friend or the âstaircaseâ over. She had been yelled at before for knocking the books over.
Ash had finished his drink, and went looking for the Doctor. He soon found that sheâd met Sally, and Sally had taken to her. âShe might let you sit on her back soon and go for a ride around the apartment.â
"Oh... Yes..." She motioned so as to climb on... Wondering if the Dog would be cooperative.
â⊠Long as the Dogâs friendly I donât mind⊠Actually, itâs Snakes I hateâŠâ Thatâs how sheâd died last time, and she still couldnât get over her fear of the slithery reptiles.
In the meantime, she found she could manage to get around with some difficulty.Â
âSallyâs pretty friendly so you should be fine. And snakes arenât an issue in New Zealand. The only place youâre likely to find one is in the zoo.â
She was on one of the âstaircasesâ when the dog came up to her. âOh, hello there.â
Sally looked at the new arrival, and sniffed at her. No one sheâd ever smelt before, but she didnât seem scared or anything so⊠she moved closer so the new person could pet her.
Ash didnât know where the Doctor was currently exploring, but figured she would be fine. He climbed one of the staircases to the kitchen bench, and got himself a drink of water. He sat on the bench with his legs dangling down, and waited until he saw or heard a sign of the Doctor or Sally.
"Yes, yes good dog. Good." Oh. So she was being all cuddly with Sally.