Hero of another story

Mr. Willis here. I'm a typical gamer/writer with dreams of making it big. I've saved countless worlds, loved and lost, made many new companions, and learned awesome skills. But those are tales for another time. what is YOUR story, traveler?

[13ssbbfan]

We all know the reason the Patriots won the superbowl is because one of their old players asked god directly to quit messing with them

[kaitokirishima-deactivated20150]

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

[africanaquarian]

[playstation1994-remade]

why does square enix make everyone look so sexy

[durbikins]

[dabeatnik]

[puniper]

imagine fucking up this bad

[roaxes]

“Ladies please”

“Help me Ganon”

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

The evolution of Connie 

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

So vampires don’t show up in film or mirrors, right? What if that applies to literally any kind of sensor. You got some 2000-year-old emissary of the night cussing out an automatic soap dispenser.

[disasterlarper]

automatic doors. AUTOMATIC DOORS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is why vampires hate supermarkets O.O

[undrinkablesmoothie]

I now feel much safer. Because I work in a supermarket. 😂

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

An anti-vampire fortress :D

[vrixie]

Shop smart, shop S-Mart!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Ash had the right idea O.O

[spacekingbobbynsfw]

Vampires working in offices with those lights on sensors, and every few hours, the lights shut off because it recognizes the office as empty, and the vampire being all frustrated because he or she is maybe the only one there that late.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“No it’s fine

I’ll just sit at my computer IN THE DARK

get eye strain

why not”

[evjazurian]

these would be a wonderful running gag for a supernatural sitcom 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Someone needs to get to work on this :D

[drfitzmonster]

oh my god i would watch the hell out of that show

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is what I hope the What We Do in the Shadows TV show is going to be like :D

[the-nerdy-daydreamer]

I would love a supernatural monster comedy. Like a support group of monster people trying to fit in with the human world but finding all these problems.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

That would be SO cute and funny :D

[kuroba101]

I need to remember to include stuff like this in my fantasy universe.

[bewitchingleigh]

WHO DID THIS

[cartooncoyote]

[the-average-gatsby]

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[obsoletetrillion]

[thehijabstylist]

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

[highkey-melanin]

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

[alltoozelle]

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

[whiskey-and-c41]

Michelle Obama 2020

[yunisverse]

Greg + references nobody gets

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

nah it’s fine

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[jelloapocalypse]

Every case

[transmortifried]

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[thepigeongazette]

positivity over 9000!