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notvoid

kuuderecatgirl

Press the [PEE] button to piss

deathwarlock

half-elven councilmember Budor Dwyrel just put the fucking wand of fireballs in his mouth

kalachakran

this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

piendish

//venting

dude I can’t believe this 2 of these little monkeys already fell off the bed AND bumped their heads after I wagged my finger at them and told them, verbatim, “no more jumping on the bed” I even called the doctor and he told me the exact same thing they don’t listen to me when I fucking talk I hate this fucking place

piendish

Got diagnosed with a situation and now I’ve got symptoms. Been coughing and spewing and peeing and pooing in just about every conceivable direction , my heart is inconsolable. trolls all around my house. nymphs and hobgoblins and the like. piling shit on my table and wiping secretions on my ottomans. I even have termites. Ants. Bats and boogeymens and shit. Even saw a Slug on my stairs. I hate living in this dogass neighborhood full of creatures and fiends. Someone get me the fuck out of this nightmare Realm before some Boggart has his way with my stilted soul