AbsoluteBillion

Hi I'm that guy who makes the Blue's Clues youtube poops and shit 26 ♂ Oregon Expect lots of reblogs of stuff I find amusing, with the occasional bit of writing, youtube poop, and original content. Will try and keep it SFW but I can't make any promises :>

[notvoid]

[deathwarlock]

half-elven councilmember Budor Dwyrel just put the fucking wand of fireballs in his mouth

[your-sunshine-future]

this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

[piendish]

//venting

dude I can’t believe this 2 of these little monkeys already fell off the bed AND bumped their heads after I wagged my finger at them and told them, verbatim, “no more jumping on the bed” I even called the doctor and he told me the exact same thing they don’t listen to me when I fucking talk I hate this fucking place

[piendish]

Got diagnosed with a situation and now I’ve got symptoms. Been coughing and spewing and peeing and pooing in just about every conceivable direction , my heart is inconsolable. trolls all around my house. nymphs and hobgoblins and the like. piling shit on my table and wiping secretions on my ottomans. I even have termites. Ants. Bats and boogeymens and shit. Even saw a Slug on my stairs. I hate living in this dogass neighborhood full of creatures and fiends. Someone get me the fuck out of this nightmare Realm before some Boggart has his way with my stilted soul

[piendish]

Opened up my Nintendo Today App and the first notification I get is that Isabelle has died of consumption

[piendish]

Further context: She consumed the magic gum from Willy Wonka and her liver imploded. Scary stuff

[piendish]

World is fucked yo.

[piendish]

who scare.. of big bad piendish..

[baguettethesoperhot]

Not I, for my straw house will hold strong

[piendish]

tell that to my fucking army of hay-hungry cows and mules. go get ‘em, girlies

🐄🐄🐄🐄🫏🫏🫏 🐄🐄🐄🐄🫏🫏🫏 🐄🐄🐄🐄🫏🫏🫏 🐄🐄🐄🐄🫏🫏🫏 🐄🐄🐄🐄🫏🫏🫏 🦒 🐄🐄🐄🐄🫏🫏🫏

[sacred-portal]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

he’s honestly just like me

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

More I Game my Skill gets better

Armor steel and Armor leather

Loot from boss My 2 Hand sword

Play all night I don’t get bored

Give my new Playlist a try

Hip hop gaming Spotify

[amc]

Congratulations, Breaking Bad!

[sonyplaytation]

My reward for beating Classic Mode as Walter White

[ratfuck]

[ratfuck]

Drive 2

[csny]

I HAVE A 103 FEVER FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS

[cheddar-baby]

Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field

[dog360-blog]

[reimidy]

inspo

[bunchashapes]