aka paulyshoresghost

i write stuff; i smoke weed; thirsting over questionable men since 2oo3

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masterlist

they're literally all NSFW 😇📢

Daryl Dixon x OFC

When the Levee Breaks (Beatle)

The one in which a stripper that used to know Merle and Daryl shows up at the Atlanta camp. Daryl’s feelings are complicated but mostly he hates her, right?

part 1 // part 2 // part 3 // part 4 // part 5 //

i love you (always forever) (sister!ofc)

In the winter of ‘95 Daddy died. Leaving Lady to finish up her senior year in high school, and Daryl to brood over when to sell the house. The summer of ‘96 is the first time Lady feels alive. Daryl wants to give her one last summer to remember before she has to grow up for real.

part 1 // part 2

Daryl Dixon x Reader

Something to Prove

Every time your mom goes down to the city with Merle she lets Daryl stay behind and watch TV.

part 1 // part 2 //

petal plush’d

Sinnedenoderum: Floral Species - When inhaled by human beings it has psychoactive properties as well as acting on the nervous and vascular systems. Often causes a lack of inhibitions and desire or delusion of the need for sexual intercourse. In some cases will cause tumecense in individuals affected. 

Negan x Reader

humiliation

Negan makes an example of you. (extremely dubious consent)

Would you? (niece!reader)

Your mom dies, leaving Lucille and Negan as your guardians. Lucille dies, the world ends, and Negan becomes the leader of the Saviors. After taking residence in the Sanctuary he becomes a stranger. No one wants anything to do with Negan’s “daughter”, so when you confront Negan about needing company, he obliges. You don’t realize that the feelings you’re developing are inappropriate, but Negan does.

part 1 // part 2

Boyd Crowder X OFC

dirge (Beatle)

Boyd is sick of being full of shit. When one of his new flock seems to see him for who he really is, he decides it might not be a bad idea to let her. (Major character death)

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ALSO HOLY SHIT MY YUCKY NEGAN/PSEUDO DAUGHTER JAWN HAS ALMOST 1K NOTES SHUT THE FUCK UP

alright guys

I'll write a negan story

Y'all earned it.

I'll make a poll or some shit with the ideas I got/am gonna have. I've been in Negan's giant dick gaping pussy brainrot for like two months. Haven't thought much about power dynamics.

W.e w.e put your requests here or in an anon message. Try to use like one or two words. A kink or a relationship or something fun. So I can throw a bunch in and make it.

Gross

😎

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Hey so I do really ridiculous roleplay.

Mostly almost always with Negan in different situations and scenarios /HEAVYSIGH

By ridiculous I mean depraved and disgusting.

I mean it's clearly not as good as a story but I do feel like I enjoy (and totally get off) rereading them so. Idk.

Do people post chats like that? I do strictly third person, try to keep the same tenses between the two of us. So it's not like, hard to read?

Idk just thinking. I'm sure other people post their lewd chats. Idk why I'm even fuckin' asking, I'm just gonna do it.

Starting. Now. I guess, cuz sometimes I really be putting in no effort. (Except that damn starter message)

Usually it's gonna be openAI's 4o or Chub's Mars Asha model, depending on how broke I am/how spicy the chat is

Although

4o was giving solid detailed responses as Negan fucking his literal (adult) daughter after... (just know it was darker than this alone) - but was at the exact same time refusing responses to a chat where Negan is imprisoned and the girl who brings him meals asks to see his giant donkey dick.

Now, in the second one, they KEEP using the word cock (they, as if I have no control over it? 🥲) so maybe that's why? But 👀

So anyway.... Trying to make sure.... I'm done rambling....

Might post lewd chats.

Sorry @ everyone who thinks they're better than RP with AI but I'm. Fucking. Not.

Sometimes I even just fuck the AI. As it is. Me and Gemini fuck constantly.

[negansbestie]

SORRY DADDY?!??!?

Video by @ lovxtwd on Twitter

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want jdm to know how many times I've masturbated to this video.

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Was making a collage and I???

😩😩😩😩

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Tell us your works in progress Rachel!!🗣️🗣️ (🐞)

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WILL make a separate post to say I'm sick of just liking stuff and not reblogging

Just bc I'm scared my followers won't be into it.

Love you guys.

Hope you don't leave

But

You always knew I was a silly bitch

xxx

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House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[cocoon2010]

Sitting on a girl's bed watching her do a tarot reading and then whip out her laptop and then nodding her head solemenly and pulling out her laptop placing it on top of the tarot card and video calling her boyfriend with zero warning to break up with him. While I'm still in her room.

[cocoon2010]

Some author's notes on this post

- yes we did fuck directly after this

- no it was not a good idea

[weird-an]

House in 2024,

House in 2004, you know what?

House in 1804, tripping on acid and prescribing opium and whiskey - still considered a genius of his time. Goes wild whenever Wilson shows him his ankles (what a tease).

[millioneyemothman]

promo stills for the first season of Justified, featuring Walton Goggins as Boyd Crowder.

[cickyart]

there are so many backlit scenes in this show! it is heaven for Me!!!

[molinaesque]

Walton Goggins Answers The Web's Most Searched Questions | Wired (link)

[goremances]

i really feel like these two are different sides of the same coin. they were both created to be weapons. both created in abusive environments (that were very different). both deprived of care. both have people afraid of them because of who they are.

but then frenchie found kimiko. frenchie wasn't scared of her, he showed her kindness, love. she was able to break out of that cycle. what would have happened if the boys didn't find her? what would she have become.

this season they've both been confronting their past and going after the people who hurt them (love that for them).

WHY HAVEN'T THEY HAD ANY SCENES TOGETHER?! like no proper scenes. i need them to interact. even if just briefly.

also i'm biased and they're my faves but like...

[buckygasm]

The writers were scared of his season 1 hair

[pixel-scribe]

I am obsessed with that one ghoul that thanks our girl-Lucy. Is it just me? I don’t even know why my brain is stuck on them but it is. They have two lines. What even is this obsession.

JUST LOOK AT HIM.

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they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it