WWE: wet worm energy

THEY CANT ALL BE WINNERS

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

did the beat go off?

i nut and then my meat go soft? 

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

her daughters got the whooping cough?

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

i brake and let the children cross?

[bl0w-m3]

*me, still insane* “I used to be sooooo crazy “

[turing-tested]

what else does this fish suggest

[kira-serialfaggot]

Swapping the butter out for mayo when making a grilled cheese

[guidancerune]

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

[ancient-debris]

Angel of War, angular and strange, gleaming silver and gold, Angel of Wonder, pure and one-eyed, looking to stars new and old, Angel of Harvest, simple and hidden, bring nature's sweetness to all, Angel of Health, mysterious and fine, beacon when life starts to fall, Angel of the Deep, crooked and cage-like, guide us across the sea, Angel of Solace, protect us from evil, lead us to where we are free.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Found another one on insta reels

HELPPPP

[gmos]

[slitherpunk]

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

[maxknightley]

[correctopinionhaver]

[boethiah]

this is how skyrim dungeons are designed

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[jazzedforthefall]

YEAH FINE WHATEVER SYNONYM MAKES YOU HAPPIEST

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

this one is still killing me

[bakwaaas]

people swearing they’re a burnt out gifted kid child prodigy has the same energy as men saying they could’ve gone pro if they didn’t get some injury

[kaijuno]

[retroactivebakeries]

[ripempezardexerox]

[gorbling]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

35 thousand million girls die of hunger every year because their roommate is in the kitchen when they want to make something

[mrmeriwether]

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

[mangonetics]

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal

[jessebloom]

sorry i am on cindy's side

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

me too

[excuse-me-im-sorry]

You're laughing, Cindy was just possessed by his grandmother and you're laughing

[teathattast]