David

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

anyone know what the fuck this is

[ahmallama-deactivated20240604]

Wow part 5 looks great!

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

p… part 5 of what..

[scary-boi-deactivated20181217]

[apathyisunbreakable]

when people make fun of jojo fans who have read every part has too much time on their hands and can do this all day

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY POST

[armito]

[jiraiya-carey]

[celceta]

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[atane-deactivated20200604]

[thebestoftumbling]

[weavemama]

me: i don’t really care about who wins the superbowl

tom brady:

me:

[blackness-by-your-side]

this

[toffeeeswirls]

[mahboi]

[astrologyhoe]

Omg

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

It’s too much

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[thursday]

[happy2bsmiling]

[racialized]

spongebob was capitalist propaganda

[paperandinklings]

the depiction of spongebob as a deliriously happy fast food worker while making squidward, the rightfully dissatisfied worker, the bad guy is obviously a strongly anti union message. did spongebob make a livable wage? what was the tax structure in bikini bottom? did the krusty krab have corporate stock to allow mr. krabs to accumulate wealth beyond that of his workers? I need answers

[antlerwitch-blog]

multiple episodes showed that spongebob either made less than a quarter PER YEAR or paid Mr Krabs to work 

Mr Krabs tried to charge Squidward for breathing while at the cash register

Mr Krabs is the physical manifestation of Capitalism

[capacity]

I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly

[tastefullyoffensive]

Go home, Dew. (via 502_Wilson)

[official-sciencesideoftumbler]

“Tell me to go home”

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them