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Just another queer autistic Jewish woman trying to get through the day. Frequently reblogs social justice, bad puns, and whatever fandom I'm currently hyperfixating on.

[leeshajoy]

“Queer means abnormal!” Yes, and? My sexuality is the least of the ways in which I deviate from the norm. Get on my level, scrubs.

[regonym]

yes hi is this anything

[airc0nned]

[ayinvui]

big fan of the tumblr sexyman 2026 finalists they should do a cooking show together ft. meburgers

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[sillylittlestoryteller]

yesss, why pit these bad bitches against eachother if we can make them be friends instead?

[charlesoberonn]

Gritty Detective Fiction: There's been a murder 🚬🫩🏚🌧

Cozy Mystery Fiction: There's been a murder ☕️🤔🏡☀️

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Intense birdwatcher: there's been a murder 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔭😀

[xenosaurus]

vaguely working on a vampire comedy about a group of vampires dealing with the death of their sire, not because they're mourning him, but because they're rapidly realizing that a lot of the Vampire Rules were him just straight up fucking with them

[xenosaurus]

what do you MEAN we can go out in the daytime, he just didn't want his neighbors to notice that he had half a dozen twinks in matching outfits hidden in his basement???

[xenosaurus]

YES it’s about the stark absurdity of looking back on an abusive situation you thought was normal YES it features a scene where a bunch of vampires in anachronistic formal wear try a ton of off-brand sodas from the dollar store to see which ones make them puke

[xenosaurus]

Original rule: vampires cannot eat and must consume the blood of the living

Proposed theory: vampires cannot eat solid food but otherwise go wild

Results: Carbonation Bad. Pudding counts as a liquid. Vampires can be deeply, horrifically lactose intolerant.

[xenosaurus]

I can’t find the longer version of this right now, but I’m vaguely considering making a blog for this and just… posting stupid “episodes” of their adventures

[xenosaurus]

I found the longer version but I’m doing an updated version of the cast to clean up some overlapping roles anyways! So here’s Vampire Squad 2.0:

Orville Madison: a draft dodger from the WW2, Orville has been a vampire for longest and was their sire’s “favorite”. a wildly neurotic people-pleaser who didn’t have much of a spine to start with, his years as a vampire have ground him down into a mess of coping mechanisms so unhealthy you’d think he was doing a bit if it ever stopped.

Jonathan “Bucky” Buckner: plucked out of the punk scene in the 70s, Bucky is the problem child and the “only bastard in this house with any self-respect”, in his own words. he’s made twice the escape attempts of his “brothers” combined, and absolutely loathes Orville, the little bootlicker.

Michael Lyons: a closeted gay man who was turned in the 90s, he’s spent 30 years with his brain as shut off as possible. Mikey is not here right now, please leave a message. his little sister Dorothy became an anti-government conspiracy theorist after his disappearance, and never stopped looking for him.

Clover Kirby: turned like two weeks ago, killed their sire with a knife disguised as a ballpoint pen immediately afterwards. she’s a trans woman who works nights and, you know, that wasn’t really the type of predator she was expecting on her walk home, but she made it work. Bucky’s favorite person immediately.

[sharkfiinn]

heheheheheh

[samreich]

pretty good i think

[olympe-draws]

I laughed OUT LOUD at this bc I do this too!!

^very quick drawings of the camera teams on various sets :)

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[dandeliondestroyer]

I can't believe they made a sequel to Room Full of Vampires

[ironychan]

Then there was the time my fellow classics students and I killed an afternoon by working out the cast and plot of The Muppet Odyssey, which we concluded would be the greatest movie ever made.

[ironychan]

Christopher Nolan is a coward, honestly.

[glarnboudin]

the third tag hit me like a truck

[brainstreams]

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[retquits]

she hugs her own foot like it’s a stuffed animal i’m gonna throw up

[icy-moons]

you played count the rice, said you played count the rice. you're gonna need congressional approval and you played count the rice

[leeshajoy]

everybody to the limit, everybody to the limit, everybody come on count the rice

[maritaimi-uwu]

I'm still in awe of how these two films perfectly harmonize with each other. I've matched a few frames, and just look at how similar it looks! (I created a complete version and individual ones, if someone needs separate pictures)

[crimson-chains]

I think they'd all enjoy some soup together :D Gonna be making it into a little sticker ^^

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[leeshajoy]

antivax bad driver: cars are so safe nowadays that I don't need to follow traffic laws! plus I heard wearing a seatbelt gives you autism