crj (cal ripken jr/carly rae jepsen)

#ORIOLES: in 2026 i was hospitalized for approaching .500

[1994worldseries]

24, she/her, Orioles fan, fujoshi, all jokes all the time

[sammy-bats]

COWS

[1994worldseries]

gregory armani

[1994worldseries]

i love arm

[sammy-bats]

I’m starting a narrative

(Pete and Adley’s reaction to Leody Taveras’ HR, 7/12/26)

[sammy-bats]

they are definitely trying to figure out a handshake here I won’t be convinced otherwise

[1994worldseries]

saw the jomboy jake video with adley at ASG. stay away from him!

[nightmarebuntrotation]

commentator: now, no one's thinking of manufacturing runs here in the first inning of the all-star game. they're thinking of going yard.

the AL: fuck you. ground ball single. ground ball single. ground ball single

[majorleagueupdates]

BREAKING: inside sources have revealed that things are gonna get psychosexual after the All-Star Break. So keep an eye on that.

[iwanthimforxmas]

polar bears can be cowboys too!

[1994worldseries]

why check mlb standings when you can go for a walk. or throw your phone in a body of water.

[1994worldseries]

fan on the field whatever remember that streaker last year

[broresteia]

notes app baseball

[1994worldseries]

ugh!

[1994worldseries]

“and he just finished the world’s most thorough, intense, sensual post-home run routine with adley rutschman there. it seems to be getting more and more…complex…his post-celebration with adley.”

[1994worldseries]

watching an Os game for the first time in a week

[1994worldseries]

well it’s become apparent that the orioles are very very afraid of a four game win streak for reasons unknown