wifey (bryce harper)

showman narrative enjoyer, tested rpf positive | he/him | 23 | sportsposting | phillies + my ocs

[harpmuto]

intro post

- hii everyone i’m jt 🕹️ but lowkey user harpmuto and named jt kinda confusing af, so feel free to call me tron if it’s easier

- 20s / he/him / queer

- this is my sports-posting blog. i mainly post phillies content, but i do also enjoy flyers. other sports teams may get reposted here infrequently. i will die for my country philadelphia

- i’ve been a casual phillies fan all my life, grew up with the ‘08 team, but i got really into it again when bryce signed in 2019

- my favorite player is bryce harper #breakingnews

- i am a fic author ( ao3: harpmuto ) , write/engage in rpf , and post without shame. harpmuto / 310 is my #1 (obvs) but i am not a strict shipper + my man is a SLUT!

- my main writing focus is my wip oc baseball romance novel! . . .if you like grumpy x sunshine + long-term yearning this is the ship for you 🫵🫵 i post about them on this account using the tags #goodbauer posting #kenny goodman #jack bauer .. (to be expanded upon soon)

- my main blog is return2wherever on which i exclusively post TWRP band related stuff. i didn’t realize how tumblr worked when i set these up ngl so if you see something posted / sent from there, that’s still me 🌟 highly recommend listening to twrp’s music tho👀👀👀

- my other blog is phunny-sonic which just houses my misc. reblogs .. really can be anything on there

- my ask box + dms are open, but warning im really bad at initiating convos ;-; i love interacting w/ ppl on my dash tho and i dont bite :D

[iwantaskeleton]

thrum - a bryce harper collage by me

details + process pics below

This idea came to me in the shower. The original pic of Bryce looks like this:

I've been trying to be more creative so I cut out the helmet and replaced it with this:

This is a map of Philly, specifically in 1992 when Bryce was born. I know he wasn't born here, but he was always meant to be here.

The background is just a bunch of scraps I had lying around:

This collage probably took around two hours. Probably my favorite baseball collage now.

[hocketing]

okay teenage girl

[phillyphangirl]

Your Philadelphia phillies all stars and their families.

[harpmuto]

i cant stop thinking about bryce’s kids crying over him losing in the 1st round of the derby cause that’s literally how i feel as a bryce harper fan. at least they get hugs from him i just have to suffer

[teex]

🧀🐭😠

[moon-honey-31]

the brandon marsh reaction cam is a really important part of this experience

[rockifresa]

[harpmuto]

went down to the asg village today!

the personalization + photos included in the lockers were so stinking cute. took a pic of literally everything bryce harper related because #wife #thatswife #mywife

the banana pudding was heavenly btw

[radioclashh]

does anyone know how to get rid of this aching hole in my chest. please say sports rpf

[sunsetforestzone]

never underestimate how much a "☝️" can add to a sentence

[goon-platoon]

Yeah like in the case of this all timer

[harpmuto]

send pic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/88138661

JT Realmuto/Bryce Harper

count: 2,646

relevant tags: sexting, mutual masturbation, public masturbation

Bryce: Or?

J.T.: No or. Just send pic

< had a lotta fun trying my hand at a texting fic and a few other new things! >

[harpmuto]

send pic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/88138661

JT Realmuto/Bryce Harper

count: 2,646

relevant tags: sexting, mutual masturbation, public masturbation

Bryce: Or?

J.T.: No or. Just send pic

< had a lotta fun trying my hand at a texting fic and a few other new things! >

[mossticks]

he’s like a princess to me…

[sport-news-daily]

were adding underwhelming sex magic to baseball

[sport-news-daily]

its not good or interesting

[elevenkonecny]

her gorgeous locks (x)

[iwantaskeleton]

what if you were my favorite player and I wanted to win it all with you and when we finally got the chance we failed and what if we failed the next year and the next year and the next and we're running out of time and now we're not even next to each other in the batting order anymore and I take down my photos of you at my locker because you're not even my favorite anymore and they stop writing articles about our friendship because there's just nothing left to say about it. what if.