The Crowbar Zone

Crowbar |Postal 2 dude's nonbinary wife| silly creature and cringelord |27| 🏳️‍⚧️NB | Obsessed with Half Life 2 | comic artist and digital illustrator | pizza cook | enjoyer of Tumblr sexymem

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Real wedding photo trust me.

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Wip,me and my two dudes brutally murdering my anxiety disorder bc it pisses me off.

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dzqbhjdzqb i love asylum p1,i wanna take him home so he can cleanse my shitty neighbors.

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Made clothes for the ugly egg :3

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So i um...updated this masterpiece,i changed the pose of my sona,because i hated how i drew them before and i,replaced brain damaged dude with p1 dude,because in my like,au i guess,bd dude and p2 are the same person and like um...i haven't played the first postal game yet,i like the vibes but it's waaay too dark for my broken mental health to handle but like...the shy fanon interpretation of p1 really grew on me ok...i don't care if he's the most violent of the dudes...he's frikin' cute!

Five minutes of silence for bd dude's gorgeous looking ass that i really feel bad getting rid of🙏

such a fine booty will always be missed 🫡

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What if umm uhmm p3 dude has a tail like this and the reason he got it bcs one day a cursor is tuck up his ass from how buggy his game is (i can't make up a reason that makes sense and lore accurate 💔)

Oh and it's prehensile + can lengthen infinitely too

No!! Don't give this fucker more power,he doesn't deserve it!

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P3 dude is the type of guy to say 67 true or false

Bro is the embodiment of cringe,lmao,of course he would!

edit:KDJQKZLDJQKZJ I DID NOT REALIZE THIS IS AN ASK BC I AM A TUMBLR NOOB SHIT! SOMEONE PRESSED THE PISS BUTTON!!! I MUST SEND MY HUSBAND TO PISS ON YOUR CARPET NOW!!!

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All the faggits

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I haven't played Brain damaged yet,i just rewatch the cut-scenes when i'm depressed and i really like this fucker :3(originally was gonna have him wear something freaky but then changed my mind)

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Shipping to europe costs a fucking fortune so i'm making my own ugly egg.

I'm slowly turning into a professional bootlegger.👌

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An artistic rendition of how i feel like having my anxiety driven ocd loops drive me insane everyday...

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For anyone curious,yes the teeth bracelet i am wearing is made of real teeth,od made it from the teeth of my old math teacher who low-key sexually harassed me during my last year of high school, and gave it to me a s a gift :3.

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Mental support dudes bc i feel like shit.

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*cough* *cough* wip screenshot bc i'm too tired to finish this now

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My postal dude oc's nonbinary wife,lore is here.

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Trying Postal III but don't worry emulated Pokemon scarlet and violet on my pc with the worse memory leaks and fps drops i ever seen in my fucking life,this is gonna be fine*explodes*

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Redraw of the very first drawing i made of me with this asshole a month ago,because i wasn't able to tell the difference between all the dudes before getting into the games...and my dumb ass made him look more liek Postal 3 dude...(no hate to P3 he is hot af too and i'm gonna be trying his broken ass game just for his stupid ass)