welcome to the shitshow

Elder millenial (34), cat mom, Heathen, Southern living (843). Gamer (xb1, WoW), baker/cake decorator, cook, alcohol enthusiast, rampant insomniac. Fangirl (Star Wars, LotR, Spartacus, The Witcher, Vikings, Spn, Doctor Who, TVD, OUaT, GoT, Taboo, all things Marvel, some DC, etc.) Bruins & Steelers girl. Occasional nsfw content.

[ladyhistory]

Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things

Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP

[wandering-elf]

There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum

[thealfaguy]

I guess sex is pointless if you can't have a dope conversation afterwards while laying naked and eating snacks

[konoko]

[spiritual-vibrations]

[maaai-deactivated20210717]

I highly recommend myself. 10/10.

[19prettyhatemachine88]

Hi, I'm alive and thriving, sort of.

[sft-7-deactivated20190615]

Hints are canceled, speak the fuck up

[tehtariks]

“I don’t think that was the case with my parents.” | WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

[bitchboynasty]

Fucked up how this is true

[kurainui]

Bites you to show affection

[unknown-ninex]

“I brought you coffee” is a love language.

[malcolm-effect]

I got my saturday shorts on....... *sniff* on a saturday night.... *hic* got my..... saturday shorts on *sob* and I'm *sniff* feelin al- *sniff* alright

[curseworm]

bro oh my god … vanilla extract

[curseworm]

vanilla extract smells wonderful but tastes horrific on its own. but mixed with sugar and flour and cream it tastes just like it smells. we need the support of others to reach our full potential

[curseworm]

no man is an island everyone is vanilla extract

[theocseason4]

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thatsoftwitch-deactivated202203]

[gremlin-spawn]

The amount of cuddling I desire is infinite