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[wastrelwoods]

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

[thingsfromthedirt]

[a-book-of-creatures]

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[funstyle]

Dont worry everyone. I'll freak out on all of our behalves

[dogpuppy]

[shetheyslain]

Pussy with mahogany wood panelling >>>>

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[raibura]

are more people getting religious psychosis than years ago or is my algo just broken

Consensus

Yes

It's your feed

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

[capacity2]

I’m experiencing it irl way more but also I live in the Bible Belt so…

[capacity]

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

[nessa007]

[slicknotized]

the new recruit got slicked up and under coach’s orders in no time

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[3000s]

[3000s]

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url