1amby ☻

Chaos? | entp | 21| actor | writer | superhero lover | shitposter | 🏳️‍🌈 |

[1amby]

This Oreo Turkey I made looks like me when my family repeatedly asked me what my plans were after I graduated

[eca19875]

I will fight anyone who speaks ill of Simone Biles I will fight them. USA women’s gymnastics has me turning into a mother fucking bald eagle. Like wtf is a kilometer?? Idk can’t hear it over the sound of freedom

[1amby]

Sometimes I wonder how hard gymnastics actually is and then I remember that I can barely bend over and touch my toes

[1amby]

I love unreliable narrators who are not the main character because I too cannot accurately repeat a story that didn’t happen to me

[1amby]

Saw that Out of Touch Thursday is trending. I have no idea what that is. People are acting like this has been a thing, so I guess I’ve been out of the loop for a while. How am I too out of touch for Out Of Touch Thursday?

[1amby]

I wondered why I felt such a connection to Luca and finding out they are little gay fish clears a lot up

[1amby]

Everyone who went out the night before thanksgiving in their hometown is so brave. Couldn’t be me. I only like about two people here. Stay safe out there

[1amby]

I had pasta yesterday and didn’t even realize it was the 16th. It was just meant to be

[1amby]

The scariest part about the new hunger games is at some points I was like omg Snow he’s so hot 🤩 and then I had to take a step back and be like wait no no no. Bc he seemed so sweet and trustworthy at first

[ttpdvinyl-deactivated20240229]

wasn’t tagged but looks like fun:

1. Do this uquiz.

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

damn.

tagging (no pressure): @weeping-in-the-willows and anyone who wants to

[trasho-pando2011]

@apathetic-arsonist @lunaglitchercc @justakat @briannatherandomchild

[justakat-deactivated20250418]

Dank uuu

Dam quatafak

Anyways

@leetwiggysticks @nova2cosmos @sin-content @youracecard @artistoons-blog-thing @italic-does-random-shit @justanidiotartist @anyone else

[youracecard]

oh uh

Anyways,

@themyradio @datab4s3 @achickennamedcheese

Edit: adding @not-so-smart-shrimp

[achickennamedcheese]

@lazyboy-baby

@clownpallete

@celestial-productions

@oppenslimer

[oppenslimer]

added a hat cause it’s a necessity

don’t know who to @

anyone can do it

[teet-swea]

Yeahhh that seems about right.

@lilythepink427 @zepeppeli @babynium @caffeinated-emo-twink @the-legend-walker @heavenseraph @unforeseen-idiot y’all go for it. This feels like your speed :)

[princessgar]

It’s very much because I’m hot (I have no rizz)

@lilythepink427 @shattertheheavens @1amby

[1amby]

Using the power of being sexy for good 🤩 @lilythepink427 ur turn 👀

[1amby]

Waiting for something spooky but not too spooky to happen to me today :/

[teet-swea]

BOO!!!

[1amby]

Thank you for fulfilling this wish ☾

[1amby]

Most of y’all think of Loki when Tom Hiddleston is mentioned but recently my mind goes to when he sang the Walmart yodeling kids song in I Saw The Light

[1amby]

Waiting for something spooky but not too spooky to happen to me today :/

[1amby]

I feel like “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” isn’t talked about enough

[1amby]

I have auditions for a musical called Yeast Nation this weekend and it is literally just about a bunch of Yeast in the ocean 💀 it’s giving star kid vibes but firebringer was just done here like last May. How do I prepare an audition to be a yeast ??

[1amby]

I don’t know anything about Jujitsu Kaisen but as an outside source I can confirm that Toji Fushiguro is a zaddy

idk if he’s a parent or not but like…

[1amby]

People wonder why I’m obsessed with Vampires but like have you seen interview with the vampire? Like why wouldn’t I be ??