This Oreo Turkey I made looks like me when my family repeatedly asked me what my plans were after I graduated

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@1amby
This Oreo Turkey I made looks like me when my family repeatedly asked me what my plans were after I graduated
I will fight anyone who speaks ill of Simone Biles I will fight them. USA women’s gymnastics has me turning into a mother fucking bald eagle. Like wtf is a kilometer?? Idk can’t hear it over the sound of freedom
Sometimes I wonder how hard gymnastics actually is and then I remember that I can barely bend over and touch my toes
I love unreliable narrators who are not the main character because I too cannot accurately repeat a story that didn’t happen to me
Saw that Out of Touch Thursday is trending. I have no idea what that is. People are acting like this has been a thing, so I guess I’ve been out of the loop for a while. How am I too out of touch for Out Of Touch Thursday?
I wondered why I felt such a connection to Luca and finding out they are little gay fish clears a lot up
Everyone who went out the night before thanksgiving in their hometown is so brave. Couldn’t be me. I only like about two people here. Stay safe out there
I had pasta yesterday and didn’t even realize it was the 16th. It was just meant to be
The scariest part about the new hunger games is at some points I was like omg Snow he’s so hot 🤩 and then I had to take a step back and be like wait no no no. Bc he seemed so sweet and trustworthy at first
wasn’t tagged but looks like fun:
1. Do this uquiz.
2. Do this picrew.
3. Tag people.
damn.
tagging (no pressure): @weeping-in-the-willows and anyone who wants to
@apathetic-arsonist @lunaglitchercc @justakat @briannatherandomchild
Dank uuu
Dam quatafak
Anyways
@leetwiggysticks @nova2cosmos @sin-content @youracecard @artistoons-blog-thing @italic-does-random-shit @justanidiotartist @anyone else
oh uh
Anyways,
@themyradio @datab4s3 @achickennamedcheese
Edit: adding @not-so-smart-shrimp
@lazyboy-baby
@clownpallete
@celestial-productions
@oppenslimer
added a hat cause it’s a necessity
don’t know who to @
anyone can do it
Yeahhh that seems about right.
@lilythepink427 @zepeppeli @babynium @caffeinated-emo-twink @the-legend-walker @heavenseraph @unforeseen-idiot y’all go for it. This feels like your speed :)
It’s very much because I’m hot (I have no rizz)
@lilythepink427 @shattertheheavens @1amby
Using the power of being sexy for good 🤩 @lilythepink427 ur turn 👀
Waiting for something spooky but not too spooky to happen to me today :/
BOO!!!
Thank you for fulfilling this wish ☾
Most of y’all think of Loki when Tom Hiddleston is mentioned but recently my mind goes to when he sang the Walmart yodeling kids song in I Saw The Light
Waiting for something spooky but not too spooky to happen to me today :/
I feel like “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” isn’t talked about enough
I have auditions for a musical called Yeast Nation this weekend and it is literally just about a bunch of Yeast in the ocean 💀 it’s giving star kid vibes but firebringer was just done here like last May. How do I prepare an audition to be a yeast ??
I don’t know anything about Jujitsu Kaisen but as an outside source I can confirm that Toji Fushiguro is a zaddy
idk if he’s a parent or not but like…
People wonder why I’m obsessed with Vampires but like have you seen interview with the vampire? Like why wouldn’t I be ??