Capricorn

December 22-January 19

[1capricorn]

Top Relationship Deal Breaker for a Capricorn

Irresponsibility. You can’t be with someone who doesn’t know how to be responsible or someone who doesn’t know what they want. You know what you want and you’re always getting it and you want someone who can take care of you, because you’re always taking care of everyone else. That’s why an irresponsible partner will turn you off because you will always feel like you’re the one who is taking care of both of you.

[mermaidastrology]

Capricorn finds value in rules and traditions. At least in the ones that they create, not always in the ones that are created for them. They like to stick with what they know, because what they know cannot surprise or unsettle them. Capricorn finds comfort in sticking with what they already understand. They consider themselves to be responsible people. Capricorn believes that when you break the rules, you are not behaving responsibly.

[horoscopecentral]

Signs meeting new people

*internally judges everyone*: Libra, Leo, Cancer, Gemini

HIIIIIIIII: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Aries, Scorpio

uh…hey…maybe see you around…probably not: Pisces, Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus

[horoscopecentral]

Signs and being sick

Curling up in a ball with blankets and doing nothing (maybe netflix):  Libra, Pisces, Capricorn, Aries

Still goes out and plays in the rain and gets even more sick:  Taurus, Gemini, Sagittarius, Scorpio

*annoyed tone* My mom still made me go to school today *falls asleep*: Aquarius, Cancer, Leo, Virgo

[horoscopecentral]

Signs getting a text from someone they don’t want to talk to

Doesn’t respond: Libra, Capricorn, Pisces, Scorpio

Thinks of something sarcastic/petty to say: Sagittarius, Taurus, Leo, Gemini

Purposely gives annoyingly vague and short answers: Cancer, Virgo, Aries, Aquarius

[horoscopecentral]

Signs seeing an ex-best friend

*awkwardly tries to hide and blend in and not be seen*: Capricorn, Sagittarius, Pisces, Virgo

*dirty looks and eye rolls*: Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius, Aries

lol their new friends aren’t as queen as me…right…: Gemini, Libra, Cancer, Leo

[horoscopecentral]

Signs when they get their own apartment/house

Oh my gosh this is so expensive: Virgo, Capricorn, Leo, Aries

I’M ALONE AND FREEEEEEEEE: Libra, Cancer, Gemini, Pisces

If someone told me it included responsibility I wouldn’t have gotten my own place: Sagittarius, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius

[queen-of-astrology]

Most to least likely to do homework

Capricorn

Virgo

Leo

Cancer

Libra

Taurus

Scorpio

Aries

Pisces

Sagittarius

Aquarius

Gemini

[th3-z0diac]

What do the signs do when they're at home alone

Aries: watching YouTube videos, ends up in that weird side of it (you know what i’m talking about)

Taurus: checking the empty fridge every 15 minutes, other than that they’re just probably surfing the internet

Gemini: talking either to themselves or to their pet, who knows what they’re discussing about

Cancer: binge watching tv shows and sometimes checking social media

Leo: dancing in front of the mirror in their underwear

Virgo: happy that they finally have some time for themselves and doing whatever they love, such as reading, sleeping or just watching TV

Libra: summoning satan

Scorpio: kissing posters in their bedroom and snacking

Sagittarius: ready to fight the ghost who’s hiding in their closet (it’s really there)

Capricorn: stalking their crush on the internet and spamming their friends with pictures (caption ‘dis u’)

Aquarius: who knows but they end up setting their house on fire

Pisces: using comb as a microphone, they’re pretending that they’re a winner of a singing competition

[zodiacsociety]

Capricorn Facts || thezodiacsociety.com

[its-astrologyy]

When the signs love you..

Aries: Will let you make decisions &‘ take control every once in awhile.

Taurus: Will please you. You wont see another love like this, they rarely love.

Gemini: Will listen to you. You’ll see how they try to hold on to every word you say.

Cancer: Will do everything for you &’ wont let anything bad happen to you.

Leo: Will try to spend as much time with you as possible &’ show you off, their just so proud to have you.

Virgo: Will be really tender, they want to do all the little things for you.

Libra: Will put you first &’ love you with their entire soul.

Scorpio: Will open up to you &’ that’s special because not many people will win their heart!

Sagittarius: Will do anything for you. &’ will always see the good on you.

Capricorn: Will go to the end of the earth for you &’ help you in any way possible.

Aquarius: Will be honest with you &’ will do anything you ask them to.

Pisces: Will put you before them &’ love you for who you are.

*Check Venus too*

[realastrologies]

The signs in a bad mood

Aries: Really angry and always feel like they wanna punch someone or something. They also get annoyed at everything, even furniture. But all they want is someone they can talk to to calm them down. Ironically, they also want to be left alone. They can be sensitive and they don’t care if people don’t like it because they’re too angry to. If they’re extremely mad they’d probably start crying out of frustration. They don’t always know how to deal with their emotions. 

Taurus: They get annoyed even by the sounds of people. Sometimes they get ticked off to the point of wanting to cry because of frustration but they hate it because they don’t want people to see them as weak and because it’s a humiliating feeling. They’ll speak their mind if needed. They never forget things that make them mad so if you pissed them off five years ago they’ll remember it now. 

Gemini: They are detached, and every attempt at a conversation turns into a debate and passive aggressive. They are either extremely open about it or completely ignores why they’re annoyed because they’re not really the type to try and get revenge just because they had a small burst of irritability. They may cry if they’re under enough stress already but they won’t tell anyone they did unless they’re very close. They are blatantly unamused or may be distant in social situations if they can’t get their mind away from it quickly. 

Cancer: They don’t like to get angry so they keep their frustrations to themselves until they it’s too much and they explode. Usually they yell and they get very passive aggressive when that happens. After they get it all out they start to cry if they’re that frustrated. If not, they’ll just be snappy and rude. And then they start to ignore you. They’re also very moody people. 

Leo: When Leos are mad, everything you do annoys them. There’s only some people who can calm them down. You can tell when they’re in a bad mood because they don’t talk or laugh at all and that’s what they usually do then they’re happy. They’re stubborn so it takes a lot for them to be happy again when they’re unhappy so it’s best to just leave them alone because they’ll probably lash out at you, which is not exactly the best thing for you. 

Virgo: In a bad mood, Virgos glare at everything that comes their way. They are high strung and won’t talk about why they’re upset unless they’re asked. They will be quieter than usual. They also like to ignore people. They are distant, they’re not talkative, smiley, or laughing but they’re more sarcastic than usual. 

Libra: Don’t make Libras them repeat themselves when they’re angry. Don’t ask them useless questions. They will ignore you if you keep trying to have a conversation with them or they won’t bother with giving long answers. They just shrug their shoulders or shake their head. They want everyone to go away but feels lonely when they do. They get really snappy. They can also get kind of loud and aggressive. 

Scorpio: When Scorpios are upset, they are always irritated. The littlest things bug them but they’re also slightly emotional so they cry when they’re frustrated and they absolutely hate it. They also passive aggressive as hell. Sometimes aggressively passive aggressive. Do not mess with them because they will not hold back. You’ve been warned. But they will not stay angry for long because they get over things quickly but the longer you drag it on the longer it takes for them to get over it. They like to rant out their frustrations to a friend or two but if they don’t show interest it makes them feel worthless and lonely. Their answers also get very boring and are even more sarcastic than usual. They’re very moody people. They like to be alone when they are angry or at least with someone they trust. But they won’t talk about it with anyone else. 

Sagittarius: They get angry but they usually try to suppress their feelings. They don’t forget about it though. They can get very aggressive and will want to fight everyone and everything. They get irritated by the smallest things and they just want to ignore everyone. They can get sarcastic as well and their attitude will change drastically. They just want everyone to leave them alone. 

Capricorn: Capricorns take their anger off innocent people and blame them. They don’t want to be talked to and get annoyed extremely easily. The little things bother them and they can’t get snappy. They act like they want to be alone but they really don’t. They ignore people and don’t show they’re mad but really they’re just internally screaming at you. They keep things bottled up and are selective of what they show you. 

Aquarius: They’re ready to murder anyone that gets in their way. They get violent and will lash out on you if you bother them or get in their personal space. They don’t know what to do with their emotions since they bottle up their emotions so they might get emotional. You can expect silent treatment and they want to be left alone. 

Pisces: They don’t usually get mad or irritated but when they do they think very deeply about the situation. They need their space to think and calm down. They forgive but never forget. They get annoyed by the smallest things and are really sarcastic. They learn to hold in their tears after a while but sometimes they burst into tears if it gets to be too much.

realastrology on instagram

[astrolovecosmos]

Caution Signs Not To Ignore...

When Aries actually holds a grudge/really stops talking to you.

When Taurus says they don’t care anymore, especially about their stuff or hobbies.

When Gemini gives you the silent treatment.

When Cancer says, “I’m fine”.

When Leo gives you the side eye.

When Virgo cries, even if it is one tear.

When Libra becomes reclusive.

When Scorpio talks about their fears.

When Sagittarius mopes around.

When Capricorn’s fuse gets shorter and/or they’re more expressive in anger.

When Aquarius wants to talk emotions.

When Pisces starts to drift/become more independent/separate.

[its-astrologyy]

Alternatives for "I love you"

“I’ll protect you” - Taurus, Leo, Virgo

“I’ll show you the world” - Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius

“You’re mine” - Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

“I need you by my side” - Aries, Libra, Capricorn

*Check Venus and maybe Moon too*

[1capricorn]

why you should be friends with the signs

Aries: They're going to be the only one to tell you the truth right away while everybody else is too scared to tell you.

Taurus: They know where the good food's at. If that isn't enough for you, I don't know what is.

Gemini: They will give you an endless supply of fun things to do to the point where they basically made your bucket list.

Cancer: The ultimate mom-friend. They will care for you, nurture you, and just be the one person that feels like home.

Leo: They'll definitely make you laugh all the time. The party doesn't start until they walk in ;)

Virgo: They will keep you in check. They will make sure you are attended for. They will organize the shit out of you and you will be so thankful.

Libra: They're so chill. No drama, nothing. They like to go with the flow, and they're great to talk to! They're probably good at being wingmen/wingwomen!!

Scorpio: They will keep your secrets and will still like you at your worst. They're your true friends. They will see the ugly in you, and still love you.

Sagittarius: They will literally go miles and miles to make you happy if they care about you. They're so protective, yet so reckless. You'd have SO much fun with them.

Capricorn: They put you on the right path. They'll call you out when you do stupid shit. They'll give you the reality check you need time to time.

Aquarius: You can tell them the weirdest things and they will like you more. You can truly be yourself with them and you can have interesting conversations!!

Pisces: They will always care for you, almost to a fault. They will most certainly sacrifice certain things to keep a friendship, even if it hurts.

[ascendingtojesus]

the signs inspired by people I know

Aries:sweetheart, very active, loud laugh, stylish, makes friends easily, feisty when mad, loves dogs, lowkey emotional, fast walk, very social, loves sweets/candy, always on point, distinct noses, fast movements, strong eyebrows

Taurus: show off, gossips a lot, cute laugh, good sense of humour, extreme lowkey bitch, lives on netflix, the most stubborn people, glistening eyes, sensual, likes to joke around a lot, probably has a cute little sneeze

Gemini: hilarious, very smart, loves socializing, show off, curses a lot, hides their true self, very energetic, so loud, total flower crown girls, very expressive, loves the outdoors, straight savages, manipulates to get out of situations

Cancer: cries often, is actually powerful af, good sense of humour, very bad luck, pretty weird, gleaming eyes, insecure af, loves sleep, netflix addicts, always cracking jokes, loves to party, loves swimming

Leo: hair is perfect 24/7, charismatic, louder than they think, fierce eyes, witty, can be shy but also outgoing, loves little animals, hopeless romantics, beautiful laughs, loves music, many facial expressions, wild cuties, athletic bodies, unrecognized geniuses

Virgo: worries what people think of them, social, stressed is not a mood it’s a personality, petty af omg, can be really selfish, lowkey horny, bedroom eyes, quiet beauty, big chested, loves a weird genre of music & no one around them understands why, recognized geniuses

Libra: quiet & shy, dirty sense of humour, can be actual bitches, but are sweethearts deep down, beautiful eyes, has a lot of friends, loves clothes shopping, parties often, likes to make people laugh, wants everyone to get along

Scorpio: cutest people ever, very sensitive, great sense of humour, talented at many things, pretty sexy;), SUPER WEIRD, amazing laughs, real romantics, more than meets the eye, so so dramatic, chill af but can also be a worry wart (paranoia to the max)

Sagittarius: lives of the party, popular af, very clumsy, weird laughs lol, cuties, honestly scared even though they don’t show it, longest legs, obsessed with their friends, likes photography and/or videography, wants to travel everywhere

Capricorns: obsessed with their family, strict, can be so fun, good sense of humour, loves to work for some reason, an actual meme in a person, scared of getting into a real relationship, classic romantic, elegant

Aquarius: hands down funniest people, quirky and weird AF omg, contagious laughs, different, sparkling eyes, huge hearts, generous, music freaks, adorable, petty when mad, so intelligent, lovely smiles, most awkward people on the planet

Pisces: smol cinnamon rolls af, giggles so much, can be quite deviant, idealistic, probably has a lot of weird dreams, enjoys reading, sparkling eyes, lovely laughs, hilarious when confused, can be fuckboys but usually sweethearts, very giving and selfless, spiritual

[bootystrology]

The Signs when flirting

Aries: Shows off and brags in hopes of attaining interest from the intended person Taurus: Really sweet and flirty over text but awkward as hell in person Gemini: Only flirts when drunk and somehow always gets it Cancer: A bunch of pick up lines. That’s it. Leo: Laughs and jokes the same way that they do with friends, so it’s hard to tell if they’re actually flirting Virgo: Waits for the intended to make eye contact and then plays hard to get Libra: Doesn’t care for games and gets straight to the point, can come off as extremely blunt Scorpio: Introduces self with various ice breakers followed by a flurry of lame jokes Sagittarius: What tf is flirting? Capricorn: Is actually smooth and either ends up being good friends with the person or in love Aquarius: Subtle winks and sultry lips Pisces: Tries to be smooth and nonchalant but ends up a flustered mess