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i really fucking hate IT Security Guys like, as a labor class. they are usually some of the most belligerent and out-of-touch members of the computer-toucher taxon, and the most divorced from actual use cases. this is how we keep getting shit like hospital staff password cycling that results in nursing stations having video game-style postit note passwords all over them. 'well changing your password every two weeks is shown to be most effective at preventing hacks" thats great man did you do any research on this outside of your actuarial model. because Kathy down at the NICU cant fucking remember "b5h1Jh1HH#15" has been changed to "6h3%!1mn" on station 4, shes on 2 hours of sleep and has long covid

3liza

last computer security guy i talked to interrupted me in the middle of having a friendly conversation with him where i said i stole all the software i wanted and admonished me about malware?? and i said bro who the fuck do you think youre talking to. i have been pirating shit since i was, literally, 12 years old. and i have gotten zero viruses, ever. and he smugly retorted 'how would you know?' and i said because i scan my shit and watch my ports and pay attention? and then he went on this long lecture about how actually, most real malware cant be scanned for, blah blah, which is 1. categorically false unless youre talking about idk, advanced state department shit and 2. he was baffled when i explained to him that unless i could actually feel a difference in my own GPU/CPU power or bandwidth, or unless my files were being ransomed, i literally did not give a shit. if some hacker has managed to install secret malware that is undetectably cryptofarming my computer in a way that is undetectable to me through power consumption, wear n tear, process wastage etc, then why the fuck would i care. 'what if youre part of a DDoS attack" is it making youtube load slow? is my ping going up in Barotrauma? are my files being ransomed? no? then it has no material impact on me whatsoever. i dont have a principled stance against hacking, only a material interest in making sure my computer runs.

3liza

bluh bluh 2fa is more secure WHEN I AM LOCKED OUT OF MY ACCOUNTS BY 2FA, THAT SCENARIO HAS IDENTICAL MATERIAL CONSEQUENCES TO LOSING ACCESS TO MY ACCOUNTS THROUGH OTHER MEANS. KILL YOURSELF

theunfairfolk

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

chassdraws

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

covey-o-quail

finished of the devil episode 1.... i didn't expect to like serra as much as i did she goes bonkers as a morgan foil. the writing is spectacular in a way that largely won't be broken by time i think but i'm interested in seeing how certain aspects will age :p

metaru-lee

sandersstudies

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite

Brats concerned about the well being of their new friend (ancient six armed snake lady)

minew01

Honestly, I think it came out the prettiest picture I've ever painted.

passi0nlip

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passi0nlip

Hye we managed to scrape by thanks to everyone's help! Aynthign exttra will go towards groceries and survival

passi0nlip

Become a supporter of Lyla today!

Iff you wanna help me and Rose be together forever here is the place to do so!

passi0nlip

HEY WE'RE $1700 AUD SHORT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

ANYTHING TO HELP WOULD BE MASSIVE

dragongirlsweetie

i wonder what this bubbly pink potion with a venus symbol on it does*drinks it immediately*

hinanai-tenshi

for the record, if this fails there's a solid chance i will be shipped back to america where i: do not have a house to go back to. so generally pleasant birthday might have turned very sour all in one second