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The Signs as popular aus

Aries: Famous person au (idol/actor/singer stuff) Taurus: Any mythology au (usually Greek or Roman) Gemini: “You’re the one person I hate the most but we have to work together for some reason so I’ll bear with this for now” au Cancer: Domestic relationship life au (very fluffy) Leo: “Help, I’m in love with my sibling’s best friend” au Virgo: Coffee shop au Libra: “Help, I’m in love with MY best friend but they can never know bc I don’t think they feel the same way uwu” au Scorpio: Any angel/demon au Sagittarius: Any sports au Capricorn: Frat party au Aquarius: “We bumped into each other once and I think you’re my soulmate, where can I find you again!?” au Pisces: “oh no our hotel only gave us one bed instead of two” au 

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The Signs as Kpop groups

Aries: Seventeen Taurus: Pentagram Gemini: Girls Generation Cancer: TWICE Leo: Blackpink Virgo: SHINee Libra: EXO Scorpio: GOT7 Sagittarius: 2NE1 Capricorn: Red Velvet Aquarius: BIGBANG Pisces: Bts

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The Signs as Studio Ghibli Movies

Aries: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind Taurus: My Neighbor Totoro Gemini: Ponyo Cancer: Castle in the Sky  Leo: Porco Rosso Virgo: Grave of the Fireflies Libra: The Wind Rises Scorpio: Kiki’s Delivery Service Sagittarius: The Cat Returns Capricorn: Princess Mononoke Aquarius: Howl’s Moving Castle Pisces: Spirited Away

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Whoever made this and put Kiki’s for Scorpio…I love you

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Love you too ~T

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The Signs as Studio Ghibli Movies

Aries: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind Taurus: My Neighbor Totoro Gemini: Ponyo Cancer: Castle in the Sky  Leo: Porco Rosso Virgo: Grave of the Fireflies Libra: The Wind Rises Scorpio: Kiki’s Delivery Service Sagittarius: The Cat Returns Capricorn: Princess Mononoke Aquarius: Howl’s Moving Castle Pisces: Spirited Away

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2018 horoscope for all signs:

Vaccinate your child

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The Signs at karaoke

Aries: Lives for sing offs Taurus: Is forced to sing and hates it at first but slowly warms up to it, and eventually steals the floor by the end of the night Gemini: Puts on the meme songs only and thrives off of the collective groan from the group Cancer: Bopping in the back and enjoys watching everyone making fools of themselves Leo: Will only sing duets Virgo: Puts on the best songs that everyone gets hype to Libra: Always up and dancing/hyping up the person singing

Scorpio: Has to be drunk to actually enjoy it, but when they do it’s W I L D          Sagittarius: Refuses to sing and will punch anyone who tries to make them    Capricorn: Doesn’t have the best voice but will be the most entertaining one to watch                                                                                                                      Aquarius: Doesn’t actually ever have the mic in their hand but you’ll always hear them bc they loud as fuck                                                           Pisces: Puts on a show to wow the crowd (has the voice of an angel but no one expects it)

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The Signs on the 4th of July

Aries: Drunk off their ass Taurus: Doesn’t care at all but they do enjoy watching the fireworks from their backyard Gemini: Wears the stereotypical 4th of July shorts but totally rocks the outfit, upstaging everyone they see Cancer: Refuses to take part in any festivities  Leo: Genuinely excited to spend time with their loved ones but doesn’t necessarily care about the holiday Virgo: Just goes wherever their family or friends drag them Libra: Floods their social media with pictures of fireworks Scorpio: They have all the illegal fireworks Sagittarius: Sells illegal fireworks Capricorn: Spends time with their family and friends at a party while enjoying fireworks Aquarius: Excited for all the red, white, and blue food Pisces: Makes sure everyone that they know gets blessed with a lame 4th of July joke

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Signs at a Graduation Party

Aries: Discussing summer plans with friends Taurus: Perched over the food, trying to get another slice of cake Gemini: Deciding which grad parties they should go to Cancer: Reminiscing about the past year Leo: Taking pictures of themselves and with the graduate Virgo: Talking about what the next school year may bring Libra: Interacting with parents and talking about their future plans Scorpio: Playing drinking games  Sagittarius: Telling embarrassing stories about the graduate  Capricorn: On the karaoke machine (if there is one) Aquarius: Chatting with friends and trying to drink Pisces: Party hopping, has too many grad parties to go to

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Can I request a "signs as stages of Harambe's glorious but shortened life" r.i.p. my sweet boy

If I know you in real life I actually hate you smh

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Aries(f) Gemini(m) Whats the compatibility?

oooh you got yourself a good match boo!! have fun!

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The Signs on New Year’s Eve

Aries: Wondering what memes 2016 will bring Taurus: Socializing with whatever animal is at the party Gemini: Happy that 2015 is over but is nervous for 2016 Cancer: Hittin up the clubs all night Leo: Writing out New Years’ resolutions that probably won’t get done  Virgo: Making sure their drunk friends don’t die Libra: Sleeps until 11:50pm and goes back to bed around 12:10am Scorpio: Drunk asf (is the drunk friend doing stupid stuff) Sagittarius: Alone :( Capricorn: Reflects on the past year (the good and the bad) and is excited for 2016 Aquarius: Recording their drunk friends do stupid stuff  Pisces: Yearning for someone to kiss on New Year’s Eve

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Cancer m and pisces f , compatible?

Can be a good pair👌🏼

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So I'm libra m and I've had this on and off relationship kinda thing with a Scorpio m for about 2-3 years. I just can't get away from him. Is there anything logical about this?

Hate to tell you this but you're either a side dude or he's just using you. You deserve better!

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Cancer m x Aquarius f.. and First date recommendation?:)

Mildly compatible! Uhh for first dates I would recommend a movie or a cafe? Just think about the things y'all like I mean my first date was at a pet store

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We'll start answering questions privately if they aren't anon

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i (libra) have a crush on a gemini. how s that?

They probably wont warm up to you right away, so just stay calm