[1dot6180]

Head down to your local farmers market. Locate the fruit stands. Find a good apple. As crisp and sweet as they come. Take a bite. For me. So that I may die a happy man.

[1dot6180]

They're awarding me a medal of bravery for getting on the train so close to midnight on my lonesome

[sandmandaddy69]

[1dot6180]

Mushroom soup eh?

[1dot6180]

They're saying Hungarian mushroom soup is nice.

[1dot6180]

Mushroom soup eh?

[1dot6180]

Oh how I suffered at the hands of my foes!

[1dot6180]

I want to be there. Please take me and put me down gently.

[thisisdogs]

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

[sandmandaddy69]

[1dot6180]

This would be good for when I throw my food up there

[1dot6180]

Have you ever considered changing your lock screen because of the Memories? It's a shame I had taken such a liking to this piece of artwork. For it to have been tainted... Sad. But I can't give in. That cloud? Pay no mind to it. It exists, but it makes no noise.

[1dot6180]

I've seen so much, yet nothing at all.

[1dot6180]

As soon as I manage to make something of my life it's over for you amigos

[1dot6180]

Message to my naysayers, you were right, I should've listened and I love you dearly.

[1dot6180]

They don't want me to say this, but sometimes I miss you guys when I go long stretches of time without catching a fleeting glimpse of your usernames on my screen. Even though I have never said a single word to many of you.

[1dot6180]

The day I fumbled a 42 year old surgeon, mother of two, I knew it was over.

[1dot6180]

Well, where else could I speak and not be heard?

[prokopetz]

It's kind of a trip seeing people debate which kings and emperors were the "good" ones when every single one of the rulers in question has a documented history of having people tortured to death for the crime of slightly annoying them.

[prokopetz]

The really funny part is how consistent this is regardless of any other attributes of said monarch. Their biography will be all "he was a vigorous social reformer, reined in the abuses of the nobility, championed religious tolerance, and also one time he had a guy beaten to death with a rock for insulting his horse".