feel free to change pronouns / wording!
“ you gonna talk to me or not? ”
“ you’ve been gone for three days. ”
“ i think i can look after myself. ”
“ people go missing every day. ”
“ how do you know that? i never told you that. ”
“ they’re gonna catch you one day. ”
“ a girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do. ”
“ i know, i’m sorry i’m late. ”
“ prettier than your picture. ”
“ you didn’t tell me that. ”
“ they’re all liars, playing their online games. ”
“ now i have to kill you. ”
“ human life… so delicate, so fragile. ”
“ i need someone real, someone who understands. ”
“ is that a line? ‘cause that’s a bad line. ”
“ you know i don’t believe in labels. ”
“ justify it any way you want, you still broke the law. ”
“ i almost needed therapy for that breakup. ”
“ i’m living my life, and a man doesn’t define it. ”
“ you remember that i’m a hacker, right? ”
“ understand that’s a loaded weapon you have in your hands. ”
“ we are so doomed as a generation. ”
“ can we grab a drink sometime? ”
“ haven’t you heard? i’m all reformed now. ”
“ someone’s watching me. ”
“ i had a peeping tom, once. put a giant mirror in my window, made him stare at himself all night. ”
“ too ‘love me, stalk me, kill me?’ ”
“ technology isn’t bringing us closer together, it’s allowing us to treat people as disposable. ”
“ but is technology or the way human nature uses technology to blame? ”
“ he’s pretty cute for a madman. ”
“ i’m just messing with you. ”
“ you’re dating stalkers now? ”
“ don’t drink and date stalkers. ”
“ this guy knows exactly what he’s doing. ”
“ yep, that’s not legal. ”
“ you’re gonna need more than a hunch. ”
“ i’m staying with you. ”
“ i don’t believe in guns. ”
“ you made it this far, but we are just getting started. ”
“ the camera doesn’t lie. ”
“ she’d still be alive if you’d done your job. ”
“ i think you’re thinking about it a lot. ”
“ you are not some superhuman person. ”
“ i just notice that you come in here a lot. ”
“ you think this impresses me? ”
“ people like me don’t work for people like you. ”
“ i kinda lost faith in authority. ”
“ flowers are a bit much, aren’t they? ”
“ how did you know where i live? ”
“ i need you to be straight up with me. is there a serial killer in my house right now? ”
“ well, he didn’t slit our throats. that’s a good start. ”
“ yes, i’m on a payphone. so strangers like you can’t crank call me. ”
“ i didn’t want us in some noisy room surrounded by a bunch of people. ”
“ you gonna give me an idea of where we’re going? ”
“ i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like beer. ”
“ makes you realize how temporary everything is. ”
“ i don’t know what i would do if anything happened to you. ”
“ are you trying to flirt with me? ”
“ pulling out someone’s teeth sure isn’t a great character trait. ”
“ he feels powerful… arrogant. ”
“ that’s an extraordinary power, a delicious responsibility. ”
“ thought you’d like a snack. it’s a croissant. it’s french for doughnut. ”
“ if only we could meet properly. ”
“ please don’t sleep with him. ”
“ it’s easier for me to emotionally process when we don’t use such crude words. ”
“ we’re not not having a life because of this freak. ”
“ whoever this killer is knows we’re watching. ”
“ an equal opportunity serial killer… at least he’s got that going for him. ”
“ you only do that when you’re trying not to gossip. ”
“ remember, homicide carries a minimum sentence of twenty years. ”
“ you know what these guys do when they get an audience? they perform. ”
“ it’s gonna get a lot more scary. ”
“ there’s a man missing. ”
“ bad news, you’re fired. just kidding. ”
“ sometimes you gotta stand back to get the full picture. ”
“ it’s so easy it terrifies me. ”
“ the internet’s a place where you can create an illusion, show people only what you want them to see. ”
“ you’re not answering my calls. ”
“ how did you even know it was my birthday? ”
“ you a cop? you smell like a cop. ”
“ you can’t just ignore my calls. ”
“ how could you write up that story? ”
“ nobody does flowers anymore. ”
“ creeped you out, didn’t i? ”
“ perfection doesn’t exist. ”
“ people have no idea the trail of information they expose to the world. ”
“ you gonna answer that? ”
“ what we don’t see, we don’t know. ”
“ my dad’s terrible with directions, too. ”
“ we’re all looking for something, isn’t that why we’re here? ”
“ someone is playing some sick joke on you. ”
“ my date turned into a three-way with a madman. ”
“ i’ll never get that visual out of my head. ”
“ saying bad things about bad people doesn’t always end well. ”
“ by throwing a party in protest you’re simply provoking him. ”
“ the killer is obsessed with you. ”
“ just because he’s gone silent doesn’t mean he’s not a threat. ”
“ if he wanted to kill me, i’d be dead already. ”
“ i don’t believe in bad luck. ”
“ women can be serial killers too. ”
“ think you know me? that you can catch me? ”
“ careful, you might have a concussion. ”
“ just thought we should chat in private. ”
“ everybody turns bad for a price. ”
“ you’re not afraid? you should be. ”
“ i promise you won’t feel a thing. ”
“ i hate flowers, they die so quick. ”
“ how do you sleep at night? ”
“ i am really not in the mood to chitchat. ”
“ i don’t think i understand that kind of obsession. ”
“ you’re looking at me like you didn’t want my help. but you took it, didn’t you? ”
“ do i have to kill someone else to get your attention? ”
“ sure looks like a motive to me. ”
“ don’t you just wish there was a way to get back at him? ”
“ if something happens to you it’s my fault. ”
“ you’re gonna get caught. ”
“ doesn’t it creep you out a bit that the killer hasn’t killed anyone recently? ”
“ you don’t have an apocalypse plan? ”
“ he didn’t die peacefully, i can tell you that. ”
“ just warn me if anyone comes back. ”
“ you had no right to go through my things. ”
“ do you not see how bad this is? ”
“ is that a dead body? i’ve never seen a dead body. ”
“ i’ve killed a lot of people, all for you. ”
“ do you know how dangerous it is for a person like me to have access to this kind of stuff? ”
“ you shouldn’t be here. ”
“ too many people have died because of me. ”