This is not satire.

insta: @gnrley

[thebestoftumbling]

[theweirdwideweb]

[pointnclick]

[chi-kuchi]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via ArielDumas)

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[dickipedia-deactivated20171028]

Friend: I have a job, a car and I’m doing really well in school, what about you?

Me:

[finefrog654654675-deactivated20]

[motherish]

[sarahseeandersen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Sarah Andersen

[onlytwitterpics]

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

I feel like this applies to most retail/customer service based jobs

[meoshaa0001]

“Your credit card declining” lmaoo

[skinsandotherthings]

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[windows-98]

[onlytwitterpics]

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

I don’t understand this but I understand it

[paintdeath]

Me

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[viakavish]

For shearing: Box-size

[heckifiknowcomics]

EAT UR GREENS

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every family has their own smell and I’ve always wondered what mine is