[1ns3ct3y3]

.❀*Welcome !! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )🌷

*°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

My name is Alexis, but I go by Lexie for short!

I use she/her !! I am unlabeled :-)

This is my main blog!! I reblog and talk about random stuff sometimes :). And this is a safe place for EVERYONE!!!!! (with exceptions of course, see my dni stuff)

I'm not gonna list all the fandoms I'm in bc. It's a lot, but feel free to ask if you’re curious! I have a post answering most of this question here!!

My DMs are open!! Feel free to talk to me or ask me anything (while minding manners, please)!! More info about me is here

🔗 My Side Blogs: (ones with 👻 are ones I don’t use anymore)

🎨 OC Art - @1ns3ct-dr4ws 👻

📷 Photography - @l3xi3s-ph0t0s 👻

Where You Can Find Me:

Spotify

🌸 What I like / Interests: Astronomy, insects, photography, arts of all kinds, gardening, flowers, cooking, baking, orchestra, performing music, coloring books, sewing, singing + dancing, acting, cats, video games, graphic novels + comics, DnD, horror, visual novel games(I've downloaded a lot,), stuffed animals, music, and podcasts :]

🥀 What I DON'T like/ DNI: basic DNI, 18+ blogs / any nsfw, uncensored gore or such posts without a trigger warning, just incase ദ്ദി・ᴗ・)✧

If you have any questions feel free to ask!!

And here’s my favorite songs atm!! <3

[1ns3ct3y3]

GUYS BLOG IS DONE

It’s uhhhh @l3xiebug :3💧💧💧💧

It might take a while before things really get going but I’m gonna go through my following list and stuff😼

[1ns3ct3y3]

Figured out how to connect my switch joycons to my phone… I’m gonna be unstoppable on Roblox obbys now (and horror games)

AND I figured out how to connect to my stereo via bluetooth…

[bbnotumbl]

[1ns3ct3y3]

I’m so excited about my new blog I’ve already made a art side blog for it so THATS HAPPENINGTOO

[1ns3ct3y3]

UPDATE ON THE PINNED POST/ MASTERPOST STUFFFF

I have a whole notebook page full of like, intro and info as a start, annnnnd I think it’s good !!

[g0ds-unwan73d-ang3l-deactivated]

It is 1:40 am

DO YOU SLEEP😭😭🙏

[1ns3ct3y3]

YES I DO I JUST STRUGGLE WITH SLEEPING AT A NORMAL TIME ANYMORE😭😭 IM IN BED NOW I SWEAR

[1ns3ct3y3]

UPDATE ON THE PINNED POST/ MASTERPOST STUFFFF

I have a whole notebook page full of like, intro and info as a start, annnnnd I think it’s good !!

[1ns3ct3y3]

okay I’ve gotten the banner and pfp now I’m working on the pinned post :3👍

[the-arcade-doctor]

idk how many more ":3"'s i got left in me

[1ns3ct3y3]

oh my gosh. I JUST REALIZED MY BADGES WILL BE GONE :(

[1ns3ct3y3]

okay I’m using the webpage while I do this so I’m gonna have to get used to figuring out how the browser version works,

[1ns3ct3y3]

Okay ya’ll I’m gonna go create my new blog and then comeback and switch between the two to get the decorating and whatnot done over time :3👍

[1ns3ct3y3]

Storyboarding without the pictures is… easier than I thought actually

[1ns3ct3y3]

I need to go to bed bc it’s three in the morning but the oat and honey granola in the pantry is calling my name 💔

[1ns3ct3y3]

I just ate 3 pieces of garlic bread and I feel fantastic

[1ns3ct3y3]

I’ve been death scrolling TikTok for like, 2 hours and I saw a Pusheen video just now and forgot how much I love her

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

[dreaming-shark]

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

[ailithnight]

A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfortable cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really “encroaching on another’s territory”. You wouldn’t say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It’s just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation.

Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a Lowes or Home Depot, that’s where chaos will reign. Being adapted to a far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club.

[chequerootlurks]

As a former timber-harvester… I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. But highly improbable in actuality.

Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together.

This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the LogBoss.

A “pack” of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a LogBoss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory.

Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory.

One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs.

Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch.

Getting a “pack” of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok. If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred.

Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware ecosystem. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive.

Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened.

[thatdisasterauthor]

As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate.

[swindle94]

now how in the FUCK am i supposed to leave tumblr when a god tier post like THIS is just is just waiting for me daily?!?!?!

[fromchaostocosmos]

question where does the “art student” or “DIYer” “crafter” or “soap maker” or “miniaturist“ etc. who has ventured into the store for supplies fall into the ecosystem/what is their impact of said ecosystem?

[terulakimban]

Most of the above are native to craft and hobby stores (art students, historically, are native to museums, but having been introduced to hobby stores, have found a niche for themselves and thrived), but all can be seen in hardware stores on occasion due to territorial overlap. They are generally low-impact, as they tend to stick to specific small areas and primarily utilize different resources. While a large group of any of them can be disruptive (art students, in particular, are known to travel in packs), in general, they are more likely to have territorial disputes with one another than with the local fauna. 

A point of clarity -“crafter” is a bit misleading; while it conjures a specific image, much like ‘fish’ or ‘reptile’ it actually covers a broad array of wildly disparate species, and in general, more descriptive nomenclature is preferred. Fiber artists in particular are a genus to watch out for, particularly in groups. Beware a roving pack of domesticated quilters. They fear nothing, will go anywhere, and due to their social nature, will often seek interaction from other species that thrive best in solitude. They are quite friendly, and will happily adopt members of other species; the concern is that their adoptees do not always wish to be adopted. 

[midrashic]

#in search of taxonomic precision and peaceful coexistence (via welkinalauda)

[kriladoodles]

I do wonder how lesbian/bisexual lumberjack-mimickry fits into this

[marablake]

I can say as a former craft store worker that if you wish to see true fear, look into the eyes of a Dad who must venture into a craft store. Despite the overlap of familiar beings known to him from his native hardware store habitat, Dads are instinctively aware that craft stores are not for them; they contain unfamiliar perils and even the seemingly familiar may have strange variances and unnerving secrets. (”Why is this airbrush so small? What do you mean nails, why would you… WUT!!”)

Only experienced silverbacks or the boldest young Dads dare venture into a craft store for long without his mate or offspring to keep roving Craft Ladies at bay and guide him in this strange ecosystem. If a Dad enters with his mate and is separated from her, he will often scuttle for the seeming familiarity of Woodcrafts, Models, or Paints (the latter not to be confused with Fine Arts, unquestioned territory of art students), but he eyes Scrapbooking and Jewelry with trepidation and will usually venture into those exotic areas only in the company of females of his pack.

Lumberjacks are rarely spotted entering craft stores of their own volition, for while they do not fear it as Dads do, they know it is an environment unsuited for megafauna such as themselves.

Hardware store Lesbians generally adapt more easily to craft stores, although they may enlist another Lesbian of a subspecies more adapted to that environment to guide them until they find their niche. Lesbians have even been known to seek the aid of a Craft Lady, a native fauna that share similarities with Lesbians but are usually smaller and nimbler to suit their chosen habitat. Dads who witness this are often awed by the Lesbians’ temerity, for although larger, Dads are generally wary of the cunning and dexterous Craft Ladies and may mistake their enthusiastic pack greetings as predatory swarming.

Craft Ladies, secure in their ecological niche, have no fear of interlopers and take the presence of non-native beings in stride, although they may become territorial about scarcer resources.

The only truly invasive species that threaten craft stores are Brides-to-Be, who are mere annoyances individually, but like locusts may descend in hordes and lay waste, leaving swathes of destruction in their wake. Fortunately for the Craft Ladies, Brides-to-Be are seasonal and usually only a threat in the spring and early summer.

[link-the-feral-anon]

It Got Better

[fireflyfish]

Is anybody going to address the newly invasive species of BuJo enthusiasts into the craft store/art supply store environment? Why aren’t we talking about the dangerous proliferation of Leuchtturm 1917s and the growing threat of Dotted Moleskins? I had to liberate a Dad from a tangle of washi tape in the art supply store the other day and it wasn’t pretty.

[rpendleton]

The natural habitat of journalers was stationary stores, which have been replaced by office supplies stores, not the same. Journalers invade the craft stores and art supplies stores to get the markers and washi tape and Sakura pens they require for survival.

[greatatuintheworldturtle]

@great-art-and-a-purple-tongue @onbearfeet THE LORE HAS BEEN UPDATED.

[onbearfeet]

VERY IMPORTANT AND ENTIRELY ACCURATE now excuse me I gotta hit Lowes and Michaels.

[gothiccharmschool]

Another thing to note is all of those habitats must adapt to the seasonal migration of goths. As soon as the faintest hint of spooky can be detected at those stores, goths will arrive in packs. A small pack of goths determined to forage can strip the shelves of a seasonal section bare in 30 minutes.

[blaisers]

Too important not to reblog

[bettinalevyisdetermined]