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milk/敏樓 | adult | art tag: milkart2206

[1o1percentmilk]

hello, welcome to my house! i am a cat who likes stuff.

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[1o1percentmilk]

working in cybersecurity

[apolladay]

people who have one cohesive identity (ie. singlets/not plural), do you have conversations* with yourself and how often?

almost every day

almost every week

about once every 1-2 months

rarely

never

other/im bald

im plural/results

. * by a conversation, i mean there are at least two sides who respond to each other. this can be internally and/or out loud, friendly and/or argumentative, whatever. it still counts as multiple sides even though both/all are being controlled by you, as long as they respond to each other

im not very good at wording things so feel free to edit if it's too unclear

also 🥫 to find later because im going to forget about this until it's posted and very buried

people who have one cohesive identity (ie. singlets/not plural), do you have conversations* with yourself and how often?

almost every day

almost every week

about once every 1-2 months

rarely

never

other/im bald

im plural/results

Voting ended on6h

. * by a conversation, i mean there are at least two sides who respond to each other. this can be internally and/or out loud, friendly and/or argumentative, whatever. it still counts as multiple sides even though both/all are being controlled by you, as long as they respond to each other

[13tinysocks]

They still got that shit on

[cpericardium]

I wanna read this so bad

[sacred-portal]

[kittybroker]

Feast your eyes on these two delicious hamburgers! Dig in with prices as low as only $8.90!

[ineedaplacetostay]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu/Yue Qingyuan Characters: Yue Qingyuan, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu Additional Tags: Past Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, Postpartum Depression, Qijiu reconciliation, (in progress), Xuan Su Sword Reveal (Scum Villain), (mentioned) - Freeform, Hopeful Ending, no beta we die like YQY’s opponents in the Mpreg Polls Summary:

Yue Qingyuan’s pregnancy was easier than giving birth and giving birth was easier than what comes after.

—

It took me some time, but I finally delivered! Shout out this delightfully invested fandom, sorry I did all that to our guy

[peridot-vs-lapis]

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

[kingcatnine]

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

insane 67-dollar phone at target

so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??

see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

…

………..

[altcomics]

time is stammering

[i-like-invincible]

My Dead Girlfriend transmasc shenanigans: In which Momo uses Viltrum's advanced technology to give himself Advanced Phallo and Gray is Cis because Nolan edited his genes 😁

[neechees]

This poll didn't have an option for racism or bigotry btw

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

[everythingeverythingbagel]

??? Took a look. It’s real, there is an orgy, there is gore, there is surreal humor and talk about capitalist dystopias. Listed as a season. Running negative continuity in each season or rotating cast (or none at all? Maybe it’s already done)?

[1o1percentmilk]

i'd give anythign to see lensless mark again

[strawberico]

Ladies, gents and theys I present to you.......THE COUNT THRAGGULA aka faggula