Shitpost Containment Unit

irreversibly damaged at birth

[1ovtheegood1s]

What I’ve learned from polyamory is that most people do zero fucking work, ever. How do you have so much free time?

[1ovtheegood1s]

I have to credit my parents with giving me an offputting level of self esteem when I was young. A lot of my friends got preyed on by adults as teenagers, which I didn’t really fully understand at the time. But I think they just took one look at me and thought, “I’ll move on to this quieter, less annoying child instead.”

[1ovtheegood1s]

My Tang Soo Do teacher murdered his father. Disappointingly, he used an axe, not his martial arts skills. This happened long after I quit taking classes from him when I was around 11 years old.

I still think of him fondly. He was skilled and an empathetic teacher. His story about touching Hulk Hogan and having the Hulksters sweat absorb into his hand was hilarious. Shortly after the murder happened, I learned that one of my high school friends had his father as a PE teacher at his last school. He was remembered as “kind of a dick.”

[1ovtheegood1s]

When someone is saying unhinged shit to me about trans women, they are doing me a valuable service. They are telling me the thing that they are otherwise too cowardly to say to my face. That they think I’m a woman and wouldn’t engage with me otherwise.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

[room429]

"You're too young to remember this, but there used to be so many insects outside that you would have to clean them off the windshield after a long car ride" is the kind of sentence that would have been in a cheesy scifi short story earlier in my life, perhaps submitted to a literary magazine and accepted to show support for its environmentalist message - now it's something I've said in earnest.

[1ovtheegood1s]

People who would attribute sentience to LLMs but not animals are idiots

[1ovtheegood1s]

Well, 250 years was a good run

[1ovtheegood1s]

How great is it that whenever Elon Musk has a kid, he’s creating yet another person who will find him embarrassing and hate him

[1ovtheegood1s]

What kids these days don’t know about clubbing is how much less gross it was when everyone just smelled and tasted like cigarettes

[1ovtheegood1s]

I love helicopters and submarines.

[1ovtheegood1s]

The situation room is now exclusively for discussing our situationship with fascism

[1ovtheegood1s]

Since Pimm’s is just iced tea flavoured liquor (shut up, it is), what if instead of Pimm’s cup you made a Long Island iced tea and put Pimm’s cup stuff in it? There is cucumber, strawberry, and mint in your drink. So classy. You are so refreshed. You can’t feel your face. You are falling into the canal

[1ovtheegood1s]

If you think the police would listen to someone telling them they’d been stabbed if only they weren’t white … you are a fucking muppet

[1ovtheegood1s]

Some cultures believe that when you die as a twink, you die IRL.

[1ovtheegood1s]

Biggest jump scare in Obsession is the drive by transphobia. WTF? Keep your maligning of trans surgeries out of your body horror.

[stuckinapril]

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

[stuckinapril]

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

[mintedwitcher]

read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.

our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

[theremina]

Please stop giving this woman money.

[1ovtheegood1s]

Labour is going to save itself by replacing Keir Starmer with another anti-immigration, anti-trans rights, pro-genocide white man? Ok then. Why don’t you just ask Nigel to change parties since that’s what you want so badly?

[1ovtheegood1s]

Why do the labour spin doctors think that what people are yearning for is the most cucked, mediocre man ever? Is there someplace else where this is working out that I’m unaware of?