1rl0ly

O/any pronouns/ISTP/officially 91% woke/csm, our youth, tshd&our dreams at dusk no1. fan/clorinde main/not taking commissions!

[sozvezdiyay]

Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)

But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.

And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.

And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"

[1rl0ly]

Drew the moment Shane Hollander met Bad Bunny...

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[1rl0ly]

I think at one point during their happily ever after, Shane gets so fucking tired of putting on his polite, golden boy media smile for people he fucking hates(and obvioysly these people deserve the hate) and just snaps. But he has been through too many media training sessions to snap in public to someone he isn't familiar enogh with so it happens at yet another team barbecue after a brutal(and now unfamiliar) loss for the Centaurs. Harris is reading some hater comments outloud before he deletes them cus he is working overtime, all the time and OF COURSE they are homophobic and/or racist. But Shane isn't bothered by that. What finally makes him snap is that Troy fucking Barrett undermining the hate comments. He is like 'Oh man, I have heard the f word so many times it ain't even an insult anymore.' And Shane is like 'EXCUSE ME, YOU Dallas Kent's bestie, have heard that word too many times?' And then goes on and on about how Troy Barrett played into everything that made his life a living hell and then somehow got away with it. The tension is there and it is thick and the team doesn't stop giving Troy the cold shoulder for months after that but hey, Shane doesn't shut up and bear it anymore. This phenomenon made Shane realise that he is nıt infact wrong for hating bad people amd starts doing it more.

Thus is the BAMF Shane Hollander birthed.

[1rl0ly]

I my mind the reason why we(and everybody in the books) think that Shane Hollander doesn't listen to music is because he listens to alt music exclusively. He started out with rap trying to fit in then evolved to rock and then got into heavy metal, punk and trash. He will listen to the most 'obnocious' and 'rebellious' shit ever.(his top artist is cheap parfume) And Shane doesn't really talk about that because he is already hearing so many slurs and he doesn't wanna add emo, anarch or things like that to the mix.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

don’t know who needs to hear this but ao3 is not a social media. it’s an archive. a library. please stop treating it like twitter or tiktok

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you would never let ai write fanfics for you

[1rl0ly]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Ottawa Centaurs WAGs Ensemble (Game Changers), Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers) Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Summary:

Just Ilya and Shane getting off of doing housewrok together(aka having a domesticity kink) and their team being confused.

[1rl0ly]

It looks like absolute dogshit but I suddenly had the idea that Wyatt MAKES Hollanov dress as Superbat to their first halloween party during their first season as Cantaurs so I just had to draw it. Also we should all unanimously agree that Batman is Ilya's spirit superhero thank you.

[1rl0ly]

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander & Scott Hunter, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Kip Grady/Scott Hunter Characters: Shane Hollander, Scott Hunter (Game Changers), Kip Grady, Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: Male Friendship, Anxious Shane Hollander, Autistic Shane Hollander, Anxious Scott Hunter (Game Changers), Closeted Character Summary:

After the talk with Rose Landry and finally, loudly acknowledging who he really is and what he truly wants, Shane decides that he could sometimes show support for queer people, with a totally reasonable cover to not out himself in the process of course. So he decides that the day off he has before facing the Admirals on the road in NYC is the perfect time to browse some art for his cottage, and to his luck, his art consultant suggests a well-known gay artist, who is having an exhibition around the time he will be in New York.

Around the same time, New York‘s very own Scott Hunter is working through his own anxieties about being in public with his boyfriend and wants to make up for lost time with him. After hearing that a certain artist, the gay icon of the modern day‘ as Kip said, was having an exhibition in NYC when he had a day-off during the exhibition, Scott knew he had to take his artist boyfriend to the exhibition, to possibly buy some pieces for the living room‘.

What they both didn‘t expect however, was to cross paths with a certain unexpected ‚coworker‘, who then became their best friend in the closet.

[gaynehollander]

Shane Hollander is hockey's triple threat:

non-white

neurodivergent

gay

the boys are shaking in their boots.

[1rl0ly]

Fr like. And this just proves how fucking insane he is on the ice. All that 'highest hockey IQ' and 'fastest and most agile skater' labels on my dude are true to the bone. Like wdym he is literally every minority (exceot being trans or poor ig) and still became the most famous and also the most resoected player ıf his genertion.(sorry Ilya but Shane is truly the goat)

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[1rl0ly]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander & Hayden Pike, Shane Hollander & Rose Landry, Shane Hollander & Jackie Pike, Shane Hollander & Original Male Character(s), Hayden Pike/Jackie Pike Characters: Shane Hollander, Rose Landry, Hayden Pike, Jackie Pike, JJ, Joe | Shane Hollander's Figure Skater Friend Additional Tags: Bachelorette Party, Autistic Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander Loves Ginger Ale, Mixed Martial Arts Fighter Shane Hollander, Figure Skater Shane Hollander, Brownies, Crack Treated Seriously, Skinny Dipping, Bon Jovi References Summary:

just Shane’s friends throwing him a bachelor party (İnspired by a skit on tiktok by @sackettc)

[bloedgetuige]

[whalien77]

obsessed with the idea of ilya being obsessed with shane doing mundane tasks

shane: i bought a few containers for organizing the silverware and cups

ilya: fuck… hollander, you’re so sexy

*proceeds to bend him over the kitchen countertop and fuck him six ways to sunday*

or…

shane: i’m going to do the laundry. i want try out the new detergent with a more neutral scent.

ilya: sweetheart, you’re killing me

*rails him against the dryer*

or…

shane: have you seen my glasses? i need to look over these documents for the foundation.

ilya: i’ll tell you if you look over documents while sitting on my cock

[darlingofdots]

"the wedding should have chairs" "they need a better first dance song" "they should write their own vows" NO. the wedding being kinda shit is important. first of all because they put this together in a couple months while also on playoff runs while also dealing with the fallout of bradgate and tripgate. they were BUSY.

second of all because as romantic and sappy as they are, these two men do not care about performing Correct Wedding, they care about putting rings on fingers and getting to make out in front of their friends and family. they don't have to justify or seek validation for their relationship beyond signing the paperwork.

third of all because it's funny if everyone roasts them about their kinda shit wedding for the rest of eternity

[1rl0ly]

YES OMG I'M SO TIRED OF PEOPLE SHITTING ON THE WEDDING!

First of all: nit having chairs is kinda valid 'cause sitting in formal wear is like experiencing hell on earth. Why would you want to do that, just stand the whole time.

Secondly: it is fucking 2020, diamonds as a last minute first dance song isn't that wild...(tho it should have been Always-Bon Jovi argue me)

Lastly: these guys are saying the sappiest, most romantic shit ever to each other on the daily, their vows wouldn't have been that different from pillow talk to them.

[themoonandmyman]

Post HR but pre-TLG, Shane sends Ilya a Hollander build-a-bear with his jersey on and records him a little message and sends it to Boston while he’s on the road and they can’t see each other.

Ilya knew he had to hide it in his house- would be incredibly hard to explain- but he also began sleeping with it at night, softly whispering ‘goodnight Shane’ and then falling into a deep well of sadness and crying a little bit.

[1rl0ly]

Some post-cup win celebrations post-canon for my spiritual (fictional) fathers