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[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #2825:

reject publishers before they get the chance to reject you

[garrus-vakkarian]

Two Bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're following the CDC guidelines on avoiding coronavirus. Stay safe kids.

[gaycism]

[bronzyglow]

believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Update from hell town

[hedonisticallystoic]

….I want to know what could have possibly happened that didn’t only prompt the closing of the McDonald’s but it’s over night demolition and Erasure

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

well i know why since i live here but im not going to tell you

[hedonisticallystoic]

But… But why not?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im shy.

[everybodyiswatchingher]

whats keeping me up at night

[whitepeopletwitter]

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who are surprised at how fast stocks can lose all their value have obviously never tried to sell back a college textbook

[gaelgarcia]

KNIVES OUT (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

[stability]

[melonmemes]

[nuclearhearts]

[homosozialismus]

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

[bonitabreezy]

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

One of my favourite headlines about the Corona Virus in Germany is how the participants of Big Brother have no idea what’s going on. They moved in on February 6 and haven’t had access to any news since then. And nobody is allowed to tell them.

[skyland--mountain]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[geekandmisandry]

I had this same thought but with the thing in disaster movies where everyone goes nuts and stops behaving normal. I was like…“not realistic”, but then I saw security guards hired to guard toilet paper after people got arrested for fighting over it.

My apology to those movies.

[woppy42]

health officials: stay at home, avoid social gatherings

me, whose hobbies include video games and not going outside: 

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[bluehairedspidey]

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: