Nert's Art Blog

He/Xey/They | 23, Aries, ADHD | Mechanic and Digital Artist | Serial Shader with a PHD in Procrastination | I don't post very often but feel free to take a look. | Everyone is welcome here except for bots and bigots.

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'Puter went kaput :')

So unfortunately the motherboard in my laptop is toast. My dad has agreed to cover the diagnostic/labor costs but that still leaves me with about $230 in parts and taxes I need to drum up if I don't want to risk my ability to pay my rent for July. So commissions time.

Pricing, more recent examples, and ways to contact me can all be found on my Carrd.

If you can't afford to commission me a reblog is always appreciated.

Here's some stand out pieces I've done recently as a glimpse at my art.

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https://artfight.net/~1tsNert0rN0thing

Posting this here to maybe find more friends to maybe hit with rocks.

I'm aiming for 6 attacks this year but I'm working a job that frequently has me working 10-12 hour days so we'll see what happens.

Also like, all of my characters are WILDLY outdated and unfortunately my laptop is in the repair shop rn. I'm gonna try and at least update my featured five on my phone but we'll see how far I get with having to wrestle Artfight mobile.

Wanna help me get my computer fixed so I can more easily update my characters? My commissions are open.

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I need everyone to imagine this is what I look like when I'm finished posting on Tumblr and I'm heading over to AO3 to share a link with Jazz whenever I make TSOD fanart

I'm just a silly little guy who enjoys making another creative happy with my creative endeavors inspired by their creative endeavors okay

The spiderman pointing meme but it's Jazz and I going back and forth in the fic comments like "No your stuff makes me happy!!!!"

Anywhoozle everyone enjoy the break you'll get before I inevitably show back up with more fanart of this fic

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Not even gonna pretend anymore we know what we're all here for it's time for Nert is unnormal about a fanfic and spends entirely too much time drawing fanart of the yaoi and rambles about it hour

The Shape of Damage by ResidentJazz my beloved.

Here's the like, more serious entries

The ones where I actually kinda tried

Don't ask me where I learned to draw chairs or how long I spent messing with the sparkles in that second one okay the atmosphere was critical to me

Then these next ones I did in pure "the brain is full of inspired idea barf and I need them out of my brain so I can actually think real art thoughts and not just 'I need to make art I need to make art I need to make art.' over and over and over again"

They're fine they're just messy and I just finished them because I don't know how to not shade something nobody look at how much I struggled with Chris' face across all four of these he's just a square okay and that surprisingly makes him harder for me to draw then Leon

And then we have some sillies

Because the day I don't draw some sillies is the day I have been replaced with an imposter

Um

But also, I drew like, all of this because TSOD finally hit the hurt in hurt/comfort chapters and I was highkey trying to cope (affectionate)

I signed up for this but also my brain was like "If we draw enough soft domestic gay yaoi for comfort then the hurt can't get us." Which is not how it works but my brain can dream. I say like my brain isn't also evilly rubbing its little hands together like a fly and cackling maniacally as it saves whumpy poses on Pinterest and prepares to draw all of the pain

Anywhoozle I drew some of the pain as well at the last minute as a warm up as I finished the sitting at the table piece

No color because sorry Jill I love you but I did not have the braincells to make a new character palette for her to go with my Chris and Leon ones and I also had already spent way too much time drawing and I've had some of these done for like

Weeks

And I did not want to color a comic so single tone cell shading it is

Have a meme I made + screenshots of my Chris and Leon miis on my Tomadachi Island as compensation for taking way too long to post all of this

They're watching Jacksepticeye's RE9 playthrough and reading The Shape of Damage. Yeah I put TSOD on my island the cover is the AO3 logo and the line I included is "Deeply uncomfortable to look at." Lmao

Ummmmmmmmm

Idk what I'm doing here anymore this post is way too long everyone go read TSOD it's so so so so so good and you too can enjoy emotionally constipated middle aged man yaoi

Anywhoozle happy pride month and I'll probably see you all in a couple weeks after my brain inevitably goes feral about the hurt

Hi Jazz I know you're here I love your writing please keep making it if you ever need a beta reader in the future I blink fondly at you

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Y'all ever been so totally unnormal about a fanfic hahahahaha yeah couldn't be me I'm so normal about this fanfic for sure definitely sooooo normal and sane and not worringly obsessed

I trip and fall and all of this art falls out of my pockets.

Nobody look at those they mean nothing

But uh yeah inspired by The Shape of Damage by ResidentJazz again go read it y'all so you all can be just as definitely normal and not obsessed with this fanfic as me

These are a little rougher and less thought out or refined as my first fanart for this fic but in my defense I've been working 10-12 hours days all week and I also just learned I actually get to have my top surgery on time and don't have to postpone it so my brain is feeling every human emotion all at once rn so we're once again going to be ignoring the wardrobe inaccuracies please and thank you

Lyrics from "Give" by Sleep Token. My unofficial TSOD Chreon playlist so far is "Fear" by Sleeping at Last, followed by "Give", "Granite" and "Shelter", all by Sleep Token.

Also how did I only just now as I'm writing this notice that Helena shows up in chapter 6, the same chapter number as Resident Evil game number that she showed up in???? Dunno if that was planned but it's very funny to me.

But she's hilarious in TSOD, and also far from the first one to notice she's just the most vocal about it.

TSOD really is just Leon and Chris are gay and stupid about it and all of their female friends point and laugh at them.

Anywhoozle enjoy emotionally constipated middle aged man yaoi

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they’re calling him the most miserable protagonist in the world

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It's the guy

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Y'all ever find a fic so good it inspires you to spend 15 hours drawing some gay shit

CONTENT WARNINGS: Blood, injury, medical supplies, alcohol, firearms

Ya know the typical ResE shit but we're being safe here.

The fic that inspired this piece is The Shape Of Damage by ResidentJazz.

Just a head's up it's tagged as explicit but at time of posting the chapters (chp 3 was posted as I drew this) that have been posted only have ResE typical violence and injury in them.

This fic is sooooooo good so far though, genuinely one of my favorite fics I've ever read, easily in my top 5. The tension, the yearning, the slow crumbling of walls due to less than ideal circumstances and injury. The way Chris and Leon are similar in that they'd rather do anything else than examine their feelings but the way they handle it differently puts them at odds UGH. I'm squishing them like a stress ball I'm chewing on them I'm eating glass.

Also the song I listened to the most while drawing this was Sleeping At Last's "Fear", which is a purely instrumental song, if that gives you any idea the level of brain worms this fic has given me.

Also technically Leon's discarded shirt is the wrong color but I was way too far into this before I noticed and just

Leon's the blue shirt guy in ResE idk what to tell you

Also don't look too closely at their outfits or gear okay I am famously not a fashion or tactical gear drawing guy but I've somehow managed to find myself in a fandom with both.

I was basing their appearances mostly off RE6 for Leon and Vendetta for Chris cause personally those are my favorite designs and appearances for them even tho based on the fic I'm fairly certain it's supposed to be shortly after Death Island but it's my art I can do what I want and also all most (I don't fw RE7 Chris who is that imposter) Chris and Leon designs are valid let me play dolls for a minute okay yes I gave them both more visible scars and grays in their hair you don't survive the shit they've survived without a little bit of both

Anywhoozle I have some other ResE stuff I've drawn, and by ResE stuff I mean RE9 Leon, that I might post to Tumblr but I have so much shit I've forgotten to post to Tumblr so we'll see, I really just wanted to make sure I posted this one so I could share with the fic author lol

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art block has been beating my ass lately BUT i'm re-learning skills from the ground up and im insanely proud of these axi portraits from the past couple months,,,,,,, (technically the fallen angel one is old but i repainted over it more recently)

more painting attempts under the cut:

im slightly less happy w/ these thats why theyre hiding LMAO but i wanna share em anyways. go my scarabs.

oh yea and the preliminary sketches for the most recent one

[treasure-goblin]

To all the lovely little writers and artists who haven't made it big

To those with under 100 followers

To those who's art never makes it big

To those who's writing ends up as a flop post

To those who never get art of their ocs

To those who feel like it's pulling teeth to get people to be interested or care

To those who know its not about the notes but damn if they don't help

You are loved and seen, lovely, and this is your encouragement to keep going because for every person who creates, there is a little world all of your own that only you can make <3

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well that’s the thing though isn’t it? even when you do know how it ends you still think it might turn out this time. I for one know I spent my first time watching the show thinking about how it could be written so that he doesn’t turn around, hoping and wishing and justifying and making excuses. and when he turned around I gasped. I knew it was going to happen but I gasped anyways. because that’s the nature of the story and that’s what makes it so powerful

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HADES TOWN IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE SHOW EVER

I haven't actually gotten to see it but I adore the soundtrack the songs are so so so good

I think I would cry tears of joy if my theater group decided to perform this. I don't think it'll happen just because of the nature of the production and the rules my group follows but I live to see the day that maybe it'll happen.

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ideal ship dynamic

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Uhhhhhhhhhhh

@bestnootella

Tumblr's onto us.

Kai (darker skin tone, down swoopy hair, blonde in costume) is the freak and Mike (white, dubiously ginger spikey up hair, vest costume) is definitely "not obsessed with that freak" (yes he is. He's so obsessed it's a problem).

Also contrary to what this art would lead you to believe Kai is taller akrbsidhaidhsjeb I just keep accidentally picking references and putting Mike in the taller spot so we just keep saying Mike keeps finding steps to step on.

Uh anywho back to my reblog spam lurking

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Oh hey I drew these

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I've fucking

Done it again

Not paid attention to which username is with which icon

And posted gremlin stuff to my art blog

Hhhhhhghghghghhggggggg

People who have been on Tumblr for years how do you do it

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There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".

And then they get married.

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Cackling cause this is my partner and I respectively

My partner: Gets ready two hours before a thing, gives themself half an hour of buffer time, shows up early, always done everything they need to do to be fully ready for something.

Me: Rushing out the door ten minutes before I'm supposed to be somewhere knowing it's a 15 minute drive having eaten breakfast, taken a nap, barely stepped into the shower, shoved myself into some half clean clothes, fed and medicated my cat, checked Discord and grabbed a snack all in the last 20 minutes.

It's the Autism vs. Adhd.

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KARLACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It’s been a minute since i drew for the drathah

I’ve written stuff but I haven’t properly drawn anything, and that feels like a crime so i decided to fix that

Started off with some doodles and then decided to turn one of them into the Drathah and Geckcat versions of some of my friend @anukfilli ‘s characters, Xavier and Biscuit!

Anuk sent me the ref for Drathah!Xavier ages ago, like 8 months ages ago, and i finally got around to drawing him.

I wanna do a drathah comic but i have to decide what about.

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Reblogging here as well cause look at em! Alien dragon creatures!

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It’s been a minute since i drew for the drathah

I’ve written stuff but I haven’t properly drawn anything, and that feels like a crime so i decided to fix that

Started off with some doodles and then decided to turn one of them into the Drathah and Geckcat versions of some of my friend @anukfilli ‘s characters, Xavier and Biscuit!

Anuk sent me the ref for Drathah!Xavier ages ago, like 8 months ages ago, and i finally got around to drawing him.

I wanna do a drathah comic but i have to decide what about.

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Reblogging here cause hey! I drew these!

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Get Wormed

Went looking for weird stock photos

Found ones that fit Worm

Drew some Worms

Drawing Worm is good for the soul

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Guess i should post this here to

It is art