Make and Model

Hi I'm Harper and I don't drive a 2000 Toyota Camry anymore

[strangeparker]

christian memes are a thing I wasn’t ready to stumble upon

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[bombing]

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]

[mold-child]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

I LIVE IN A HOUSE

[tlirsgender]

Me: I love bees :) they’re very important for the ecosystem and they’re cute and make honey

A bee: buzz

Me, shaking and crying: please don’t hurt me

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[wagamaggot]

aplatonic aromantic asexual polycule

[wagamaggot]

coworkers

[valtsv]

no facebook no instagram no twitch.tv no onlyfans. if you want to see me that bad check the trailcam footage in your local woods.

[kinderfunk]

my favorite color is hot coil red

[unclefather]

puts a piece of pasta on this

[miscreantbread]

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

[straycatj]

わわわわわわわわ

Awwwwwwwww

[newkidsonmycock31]

this cat is butt ugly why is he famous

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

i hope you adopt a pet chimpanzee and have many years of friendship with him before one day he attacks your face and permanently disfigures you

[newkidsonmycock31]

so that i become butt ugly like this cat?

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

i hope you end up on liveleak

[heedos1]

leshawna can oc do not steal

[miiriya]

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

I would never eat bread made by someone w acrylic nails.