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we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything
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I mean, yes, this is funny, but mostly I’m just struck by how AMAZING language and its capacity for evolution and elasticity is. This would be incomprehensible to an English-speaker living in any other time.
it honestly looks like a different language
[the picture of this post is a screencap of one the final scenes of the movie “Gone With The Wind”. Clark Gable’s character, Rhett Butler, addresses Vivien Leigh’s character, Scarlett O’Hara. Text in the image, implied to be captions for what the Rhett Butler is saying read “tbh bae idgaf”]
What I think I love the most here, is that this version keeps the same exact intended message as the original, including the tone, but translates it to a much modern codification, while still being technically the same language.
The original phrase in “Gone With The Wind” is (iirc) “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
The phrase here has the same structure, and the same implied meaning in the message!
It’s made up of the same elements: [i am being honest with my message] + [term of endearment for a romantic partner i am close to] + [very strong disinterest + use of profanity to accentuate the weight of my message] (plus, both in the spoken message within the film and in this caption, the tone of voice conveyed by the speaker is flat, disinterested (which is partly implied in the caption by the lack of punctuation!))
Like, this is actually a very faithful translation of the original phrase in the movie!!! And at the same time, it could not possibly look any more different!!! Almost a century apart, the sentence in this caption was made using a specific form of English, and it has the same meaning as the sentence used in the film.
But the form of the sentence looks completely different, and if the reader is not used to reading the kind of abbreviated English used in it, and is not familiar with the implied meaning behind it (”bae” as a term of endearment, “tbh” and “idgaf” as both acronyms for “to be honest” and “i don’t give a fuck” and also ways of saying something slightly more specific than those expressions (such as “i care so little that i can’t be bothered to write my response in full’)) it can be entirely incomprehensible.
This caption is a translation of the original message to a more contemporary use of the same language (English), and a faithful one at that. But at the moment it was made, because of the kind of language used, it was such a specific kind of translation that people not familiar with its language would likely have strong issues not only understanding it and its message, but even recognizing it as what it is (again, a contemporary translation into a specific form of contemporary English).
Language is fucking amazing and I love it.
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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST
like to charge reblog to cast
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
friends was right
explain
it hasn’t been my day, my week, my month, or even my year
sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week
The money will do what now
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Art by David Jablow
love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.