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eggytoast deactivation was narutumblr’s 9/11

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

“If you need to be mean be mean to me i can take it and put it inside of me something something you can lean on my arm if you break my heart” fuck these lyrics this is literally naruto’s speech to sasuke…omfg…cries

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

Naruto is really the most “be careful who you call ugly in middle school” person of all time like he went from every guy besides sasuke thinking he was weird and gross in part 1 to the fucking love of everyone’s life who they all start trying to casually die for

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

for the ship meme ask thing for sns, who dominates the netflix account/what suggestions flood the account and who gets the top bunk if given the chance?

- sasuke dominates the Netflix account with extremely weird shit like he watches obscure artsy horror movies and intense documentaries, their suggestions are always like eyes without a face and it follows

- naruto races for the top bunk every time when they’re genin and makes a huge deal out of it even though sasuke does not care, but as an adult he can’t sleep unless he’s holding sasuke in a death grip so if they have to bunk they’re awkwardly crammed together on the top bed

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

When sasuke was like “I didn’t think you’d come to see me off” I was like…are you fucking kidding me…then I realized to his face naruto always is like haha we’re bros bro! I’d do anything for my bros !!! And it’s only when sasuke’s gone that he’s like that scene in twilight where Bella sits and stares out the window for like 3 months as the camera dramatically rotates and an emo lykke li song plays in the background

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I love how “friend” is so awkwardly tacked on like sasuke goes “farewell…my one and only” and he’s making this really intense face while there’s a close up on naruto’s eyes and then after the longest pause ever sasuke’s like “….friend!”

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

Sns would be an unbearable couple to be around because sasuke is like naruto…my one and only…and naruto is like it’s Sasuke the COOLEST and STRONGEST guy alive, wow!

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

madara and hashirama are the perfect love story like childhood best friends to forbidden love to tragic end to coming back as zombies so their sexual tension can fuel an entire war

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

Naruto: *is the most powerful being in the world and also the chosen one*

Sasuke: *cocoons in susanoo arm for about 15 minutes while swearing he’s gonna kill him*

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

Naruto had this nice tan blond beach twinky look going on in shippuden like he had that little necklace he’d wear and nice lean muscle, and now he’s all bulky..he’s shaped like a rectangle…he has a cop haircut…his face is simultaneously long and wide and he looks like he has rabies, you know sasuke’s love is real because naruto aged like a white person and he was still trying to fuck

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Kishi’s editors making him blow naruto and sasuke’s arms off so they couldn’t end the series holding hands was really the ultimate no homo

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

Sasuke vs. gaara at the Chuunin exams was naruto’s sexual awakening

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

I should’ve added in the last reply, the reason naruto doesn’t react with frustration/hostility with hinata’s offers of help is like…he doesn’t feel the need to impress her, and so the “dont pity me” instinct doesn’t kick in. This isn’t headcanon, we know he didnt pay much attention to her throughout most of canon. In contrast, he pays attention to sasuke more than anyone else and wants his acknowledgement, making the prospect of being an object of pity/in need of saving that much more difficult to swallow

This is something he grows out of - compare his anger at being saved in the land of waves vs. anime shiny eyes when sasuke tries to protect him during the gaara fight. He was on his way to learning to see sasuke trying to protect him as an act of care rather than something demeaning, but the curse mark/itachi showing up fucked them both over lol

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

naruto always had sasuke disease but even in like the chuunin exams when sasuke is ordered to chase gaara and they are ordered to chase sasuke, he’s already clearly freaking out more than anyone and is like omg come come on we gotta find sasuke! when sakura thinks temari’s bomb may have killed sasuke he’s like no way it would take a lot more than that to get rid of him!! genin naruto’s so cute like he’s SO cute

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

im truly internally in hysterics thinking about naruto’s little baby crush on sasuke…i like how whenever anyone doubts sasuke he’s like NO WAY HE WILL KICK ASS naruto is definitely the “my boyfriends back and ur gonna be in trouble” type

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

Once i read a reddit thread of guys complaining about how how naruto likes sasuke more than hinata (like it was the entire thread and it was so funny) and one of the dudebros was like, sasuke isn’t even naruto’s rival he’s his edgy bad boy love interest…..i was like shit, you’re not wrong

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

Sns is what ss wishes it was

Naruto is the exception to sasuke’s coldness, moves sasuke with his empathy, impresses him with his strong will, is his “light”, etc, it’s some shoujo manga shit lol