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sasukelandia

#welcome to my blog

thegothkidhasahearse

still thinking about that fic I read forever ago where the author called Kakashi a white boy ....

sasukelandia

kakashi = konnor

hatake = hiddleston

#caucasian kakashi. hatake kavkazi.#lebanese kakashi. harakeh kakashi.

socra-time

They deserved to do silly cousin shenanigans-

#hyuuga clan culture <3

sasukeapologist3000

we watched the hyuuga chūnin fight last night and it’s honestly even better than i remembered. nooooooooo don’t project all your self-loathing and caste despair onto your little-brother-coded cousinsibling that you hate so much you literally cannot control your murderous rage around them your so sexy aha

#if neji and hinata’s dads are identical twins then they are literally cousinsiblings omg #justice for the hyuuga clan storyline bruh

sasukeapologist3000

as of episode 55, the top 5 kakashi deadbeat sensei moments:

revealed sharingan in front of sasuke at 12 years old, causing an intense suicidal panic attack, and then never talked to him about what it means that he has a piece of sasuke’s family history grafted onto his body while the rest of them were genocided. this one’s a genuine classic

failed to check naruto for orochimaru’s seal or interference after knowing they fought in the forest of death. he caught you SLIPPING my man

completely uninvolved with naruto’s childhood despite [REDACTED]. deadbeat older brother AND sensei moment

completely uninvolved with sasuke’s childhood despite [REDACTED]. deadbeat older brother-sensei…… TWO

STICKING NARUTO WITH EBISU FOR TRAINING. i’ve never seen a genuinely worse idea in my entire life

#you ever think kishimoto mid-writing for shippuden ever looked back on kakashi in the og series #and thought ‘well. that doesn’t look good in retrospect.’#kakashi

sasukeapologist3000

does konoha not have an orphanage. where’s the public infrastructure in this place what on earth is the council doing with their free time when they’re not putting child soldiers in the meat grinder

#somewhere out there in konoha is naruto’s wetnurse walking around telling ppl she fed the demon child #who is now the hokage 32 years later

sasukeapologist3000

man i forgot that gaara’s life sucked sooooooo bad and that’s really saying something for the abandoned orphan child soldier industrial complex show

sasukeapologist3000

deadbeat sensei alert #943: both kakashi and gai rolling up to the final chūnin exam with their favorite student in tow after their non-favored one has already competed in their match

sasukeapologist3000

i know being emotionally unavailable is the #1 requirement to be a jounin but CHRIST

#sakura in the background: i’m 13 and what is this #prev tags

sasukesun

the true lgbt ally was that person that published the first naruto/sasuke fanfiction on ffnet in fucking 2001

sasukesun

happy bday to this very special girl.

sasukesun

herstory

sonic-justice-real-for

that author nuked their fanfic dot net profile, PRIDE MONTH IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is worse than what happened two months before that fanfic was posted

the-haiku-bot

that author nuked

their fanfic dot net profile,

PRIDE MONTH IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sxrrandomfanfics

THANK YOU WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

nebulations

[ID: Image one is a fanfiction.net screenshot of the fic "Shiruka yo" by Ruaki. Its summary reads: "Naruto ficlet. SasuNaru. Sasuke contemplates in a bathhouse after the ZabuzaHaku arc." It's rated K+, English, is 2k+ words, and was posted November 17, 2001.

Image two is a tag that reads: "#alright I checked wikipedia for context: #the naruto manga wasn't translated until 2003 and the anime wasn't dubbed until 2005." End ID]

gaygaaras-deactivated20190812

I was bored and sad about sns today and thinking about how even though it’s the mitski era there aren’t any nobody AMVs so I pretended I was a fourteen year old in 2007. both naruto and sasuke are so defined by loneliness, and it seemed. right

nebulations

[VD: A Naruto AMV set to “Nobody” by Mitski featuring Naruto and Sasuke. It focuses on their loneliness– Naruro’s social ostracization and Sasuke’s relationship with Itachi, chiefly– and also includes the reunion scene, shots of Naruto figuratively drowning, and Sasuke leaning over Naruto as he did at the end of the first Valley of the End fight. End VD]

#heritage post

galacticgoldfishart

Sometimes i save little gems and forget about them

chubbbybunnie

For those who want the pic

legolokiismighty

i spent longer than i care to admit on this

nebulations

[ID: Part 1 of the post is a comic. OP and her friend sit together on a bus, and OP’s friend asks, “Hey why do you have a picture of Jesus on your phone?” OP replies, “That’s a good question” and clicks on the aforementioned image in their gallery, revealing an art edit of Jesus with his arms outspread, made to look like he’s choking Naruto and Sasuke (from the Naruto anime) with each hand. OP and her friend burst into wheezing laughter.

The full image is shown next; after that is an edit where Jesus’ hands have been drawn to cleanly merge into choking Naruto and Sasuke. End ID]