buzzfeed unsolved ask meme
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im just having a good time out here.
âThatâs the greatest thing to steal: a manâs joy.â
âI really like your name.â
âWhat a fun thing Iâve stumbled upon. Thank you for this.â
âIâm gonna give you time to speak, because Iâm a masochist.â
âIâm STRANGE. And OFF-PUTTING.â
âIt sounds like things are escalating.â
âI think thereâs a lost grave around here.â
âThis is my absolute worst nightmare.â
âThis is where I invite you to do your very best to kill me.â
âHere you are, smiling in the face of the devil.â
âShall we go and try to find a demon?â
âIâm glad we shared a tender moment.â
âIâve run away from every possible fight thatâs ever occurred in my life.â
âThis is a house of God!â
âDid you just do that as an excuse to rub your nipple?â
âI stole your gold. And your wife.â
âWhy are you unbuttoning your pants?â
âOh, youâve out-dumbed yourself.â
âIâve lost the ability to feel.â
âDonât try, demon.â
âChildren will come and tell tales of me!â
âYou paint me in your free time?â
âDo you not like my vibe? I donât blame you.â
âI canât wait to get possessed.â
âLetâs tango, baby! Letâs dance!â
âYour mind is your own worst enemy. And my greatest ally.â