buzzfeed unsolved ask meme
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im just having a good time out here.
“That’s the greatest thing to steal: a man’s joy.”
“I really like your name.”
“What a fun thing I’ve stumbled upon. Thank you for this.”
“I’m gonna give you time to speak, because I’m a masochist.”
“I’m STRANGE. And OFF-PUTTING.”
“It sounds like things are escalating.”
“I think there’s a lost grave around here.”
“This is my absolute worst nightmare.”
“This is where I invite you to do your very best to kill me.”
“Here you are, smiling in the face of the devil.”
“Shall we go and try to find a demon?”
“I’m glad we shared a tender moment.”
“I’ve run away from every possible fight that’s ever occurred in my life.”
“This is a house of God!”
“Did you just do that as an excuse to rub your nipple?”
“I stole your gold. And your wife.”
“Why are you unbuttoning your pants?”
“Oh, you’ve out-dumbed yourself.”
“I’ve lost the ability to feel.”
“Children will come and tell tales of me!”
“You paint me in your free time?”
“Do you not like my vibe? I don’t blame you.”
“I can’t wait to get possessed.”
“Let’s tango, baby! Let’s dance!”
“Your mind is your own worst enemy. And my greatest ally.”